Thursday night, oh god, help me now. I walk back to my dorm. The door is locked. I bust in, and it hit me. There was a towel blocking the bottom of the door. The windows are open. The fans are blowing. And my roommates and their friends are sitting around...and of course it reeks of a certain smokable drug. Fuckin' A...I love roommates...

Oh

Gospel According to Daniel 5:12

And then the Lord said, "How shall I punish the sinners of the earth?"
And then Satan replied, "Hmmm, two words my friend, class registration."

Holy shit, one big cluster fuck of pain and stress and hate and bad, bad things. Everything went terribly not right...hopefully I can clean this up

Straight from my college's newspaper, The Cowl ( Read more... )

I've been thinking seriously unprofound things lately. If I were an animal, I'd probably be a turtle. Not one of those little ones you see in the pond, I mean one of those big grey ones. I'm sorta quiet and reclusive, and a little bit cold blooded. If you poke me a lot I'll tend to just hide in my shell. But if you keep on poking, I could bite your ( Read more... )

You know those dreams that just make you question your mental well being. The ones that are so bizarre that you can't help but feel a little uneasy around yourself. I had one of those last night, and it scares the shit out of me. No it wasn't about falling off of cliffs naked or being chased by monsters, it was worse. Basically it was just two tree ( Read more... )

Wow, lazy day today, completey devoid of any large scale stress what-so-ever...There was some small scale, everyday, "oh I stubbed my toe" stress, but that's easy to deal with. Yay...Plus, it's almost Thanksgiving! Which means it's almost Christmas! Which means it's almost halfway through freshman year! Which means...that...um...I dunno! But it ( Read more... )

Today has been an interesting day so far. This morning I gave birth to the anti-Christ of all chemistry lab reports. The thing is an abomination of everything well and good. Everything is wrong and incorrect and in a state of not rightness. It just reeks evil from every page. So evil in fact, that my printer told me it wasn’t going to print it. “No ( Read more... )

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"Upon this church, I build my rock"

-dyslexic dan

Okay, oops, facebook won't allow different school childern join other school children clubs...oh crap