...and so help me god if one of you little bums so much as looks at me the wrong way I will see to it that your legs are broken in such a way that one will be eight inches shorter than the other and not only will you need to have your suits custom made but you'll also need a hip transplant every five years and you'll never walk again really but ( Read more... )

Here lie I, Damon, who alive all living men did hate;
Pass by and curse thy fill, but pass,
And stay not here thy gait.

/life is swell, now i want to die ( Read more... )