quicker than you can say holy shit. travis/beckett. r.

[gigantic]

I keep trying to think of a way to preface this, except I don't really have anything to say. So, hey, forget that part. Let's just get to it.

Quicker Than You Can Say Holy Shit
by Charli J. Travis/William. 3,131 words. Title from Charles Bukowski.

Comments

[inakillingjar]

Yeah, still my favorite. Two years later. xD

[meatwad_cutey]

This sexiness has blinded me. In seriousness, maaann.
But, question; why do some call Travis Shlep? What does it mean and where did it come from? Anyone know?
Also, I went around asking everyone if spiders fuck and my fav answer was from an older gentleman. "You bet your ass." lol
I got an intelligent answer, though. "No, the females lay eggs." I wanted something extravagant![sp]