[Scraggly scrawl, as though written by someone writing with the pen in their mouth.]

[rainboompow]

Okay seriously is anyone else here not a humuan?! [Mistake fixed after several corrections.]

Also someone's gotta know something about Discord here! He's only - oh I dunno - trying to spread eternal chaos all over the world! So where is he?! I've got a message for his face from my hooves!

Comments

(handwriting so very anonymous)

[complicatedliar]

It always saddens me, to see chaos be so maligned.

[Scraggly handwriting]

[rainboompow]

AHA!!! Where are you?! Show yourself! We beat your stupid mind games, so come out and fight already!

(anonymoose!)

[complicatedliar]

Oh, I'm not that Discord person you're after. Though it would be pretty funny if I was. And I assume I wouldn't be stupid enough to engage you in some sort of "fair" fight.

But that is beside the point.

I just think it's tiresome that an important natural process is so consistently vilified.

[Scraggly handwriting]

[rainboompow]

NATURAL??!?!

You call rampaging cotton candy clouds, spiderwalking bunnies, crumbling cities, and messing with everyone's minds natural??!!!

And who are you if you aren't Discord huh?!

[forgot_it_all]

You must be new here. A lot of people dreamt they weren't human at first, so you're not alone. And some of us were human, but just a bit different.

-R.Aoyagi

[Scraggly handwriting]

[rainboompow]

Uhhhh I think I know when I'm dreaming and when I'm not. Duh.

[forgot_it_all]

You have to watch what you say here or the nurses will take it down. Just a tip.

-R.Aoyagi

[Scraggly handwriting]

[rainboompow]

What'd I say that would get taken down? That I know when I'm awake or not?

anonymous

[osoreirimasu]

Technically, I wasn't until arriving here...

anonymous

[osoreirimasu]

Also...If it is not too forward of me? The word is "human" not "humun."

[Scraggly handwriting]

[rainboompow]

Oh yeah? What were you?

And whatever! You knew what I was talking about.

anonymous

[osoreirimasu]

I still am, but I am a Nation. I simply have the connection to my people...blocked somehow.

Perhaps for future reference, however...the spelling is important...

Unsigned, attempt at anonymous handwriting

[vinesofregret]

Yes.

[Scraggly handwriting]

[rainboompow]

What were you??

[vinesofregret]

I was human. I'm youkai, now.

[rainboompow]

What the hay is a youkai even?

[bitpartgod]

A lot of people here aren't human! To be honest, I'm surprised there aren't more, given how many planets there are in the galaxy.

- Kibitoshin

[rainboompow]

Wait what do planets have to do with anything?

[bitpartgod]

Well, there are lots of planets with lots of different races on them, and Earth is just one tiny little planet. You'd think there would be more people from other planets here. I don't think I've seen a single Namekian or a Yagrat or who knows what else. What are you, if you don't mind saying?

[rainboompow]

That doesn't answer anything! What's that got to do with anything here? Why would there even be people from other planets?!

And I'm not some space alien that's for sure! I'm a pegasus pony!