[Scraggly scrawl, as though written by someone writing with the pen in their mouth.]

[rainboompow]

Okay seriously is anyone else here not a humuan?! [Mistake fixed after several corrections.]

Also someone's gotta know something about Discord here! He's only - oh I dunno - trying to spread eternal chaos all over the world! So where is he?! I've got a message for his face from my hooves!

Comments

[stray_shinigami]

There are a lot of different kinds of people here. Some of em look different than they normally do. No one knows exactly why. You just got to roll with it.

Unsolicited advice: Find a buddy. Things get wild when you're 'dreaming.' If you haven't made a friend yet, contact Sora, tell him you want to join the Arts and Crafts Club for a little while, at least til you get your bearing. We're used to taking care of new people.

- Renji

[rainboompow]

Discord's gotta be involved if you can't figure a why. Nothing that guy does makes a lick of sense.

And I had five buddies just before I got here. Now I can't find them anywhere and they haven't answered this message yet! Where do I even start looking?

[stray_shinigami]

Actually, odds are he's not. Because most of us have some big nasty guy we've been fighting, and that's not it either. There's a new big nasty guy. Also known as the head doctor.

They're probably not here. Everyone pretty much gets kidnapped alone.

[Strikeouts legible if you squint]

[rainboompow]

Wait so he might no

Kidnapped?! Alone??

How do you know he's not

Well excuse me if that's all a little hard to swallow after the day I've had!

disguised

[oneman_onekill]

Describe this Discord for me. Sounds familiar, but my memory's a little crowded so you know, things get lost sometimes.

[rainboompow]

Oh you'd know him if you saw him! Head of a pony, body of a dragon, two different wings, weird mismatched legs and arms, he's like someone grabbed a bunch of different animal parts and mashed em all together.

perma-disguised

[oneman_onekill]

Well if you hadn't guessed by now, we're all human here so that kind of doesn't help. But if he's so mixed up looking, I guess he'd be [(carefully made) pen taps]

Oh wait, now I remember. There's someone around here who totally fits that description, and I saw him last night! He has this crazy, spiky hairdo that's just all over the place, and his eyebrows are a different color from his hair. He told me it was natural, so you know [more pen taps] Anyway, he gets this weird gleam in his eye every time something crazy goes down, like he's super pleased about it or something.

That sound like him?

[He's really grasping here but it's worth a shot]

[rainboompow]

Seriously?! That sounds just like him! He's got some spiky antler coming out of his head and he's got one big bushy white eyebrow and one tiny one! Where did you see him!?

[believein0]

I wasn't. You say 'hooves', so I'm guessing you used to be a horse before coming here?

Also, I don't know who Discord is by name, but he sounds like someone I know from description... [This better not be Dr. Weil by another name or else...] Could you tell me a bit more about him?

[rainboompow]

Close! I'm a pegasus pony! Fastest and most awesome in all of Equestria thank you very much! Name's Rainbow Dash.

And finally! Someone who maybe knows what I'm talking about! He's a mix of a whole bunch of different things. Head of a pony, body of a dragon, antler of a deer, mismatched wings and legs. Sound like what you're thinkin?

[believein0]

[.......just...making this face at the board right now...]

...Sorry, I think we're thinking of two different eternal chaos spreaders here.

You're a pegasus pony? [pen taps] Like a Mythos Reploid, or an organic?

[rainboompow]

There's more than one??? Nooooo one was enough!

And like a pony. With wings. That's what a pegasus pony is and I know there's only one kind of them.

[lustful_thing]

You mean 'human'.

And no, I'm not.

[rainboompow]

[Mistake now scribbled out and corrected in the top post.]

Yeah yeah rub it in why dontcha.

What are you?

[no_dont_go]

I am not human.

-Aigis