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[cigarettes_plz]

Alle -

Up for trying again tonight? It'd be a shame if you died a virgin.

[Added later] Disclaimer: We're not fucking. Alle's tender virgin ass is still up for grabs, so everyone - especially the creepy old guy in the back of the store, that's seriously bad for your arthritis man. You could get wanker's cramp from that shit. - please put your

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[tender_cruelty]

Well, when you put it in such a gentlemanly way, how can I refuse?

[cigarettes_plz]

Can't help it. I just have a way with words. Your room or mine?

[tender_cruelty]

Of course. You and your silver tongue.

Mine perhaps?

[cigarettes_plz]

It's one of my best features.

Works for me.

[numberii]

C'mon, dude, no need to be so shy. You've got him eatin' out of the palm of your hand, just go ahead and get him already! 'sides, with the monsters running around, you'd be doing him a world o' good!
-II

[clockmongler]

Do the pros truly outweigh the cons, my dear?

[numberii]

Let's see... cons: possibly illegal, very public, certainly bit of an age gap.

Pros. Tender. Virgin. Ass.

...yeah, I'd say so.
-II

[cigarettes_plz]

What the shit are you talking about? If we were fucking - and I'm sick of saying we're not so what the hell ever -

Actually I forgot my point. We're not fucking.

[tender_cruelty]

Badou. You are a dead man.

[numberii]

Oh ho, looks like we've got some drama! Lover's quarrel, am I right?
-II

[cigarettes_plz]

Just remember the good times.

[tender_cruelty]

Oh I will. I'll make a scrap book for people to look at at your funeral.

[unsigned]

[notachick]

Oh my. That's one way to put it, Badou-san.

[cigarettes_plz]

I swear this isn't gay in context.

[unsigned]

[notachick]

Perhaps you should be more careful about your phrasing from now on?

[a little piglet is drawn on the corner of the note]

[cigarettes_plz]

It was an inside joke! I didn't know Alle had a fanbase.