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[cigarettes_plz]

Alle -

Up for trying again tonight? It'd be a shame if you died a virgin.

[Added later] Disclaimer: We're not fucking. Alle's tender virgin ass is still up for grabs, so everyone - especially the creepy old guy in the back of the store, that's seriously bad for your arthritis man. You could get wanker's cramp from that shit. - please put your

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[tender_cruelty]

Badou. You are a dead man.

[numberii]

Oh ho, looks like we've got some drama! Lover's quarrel, am I right?
-II

[cigarettes_plz]

Just remember the good times.

[tender_cruelty]

Oh I will. I'll make a scrap book for people to look at at your funeral.

[cigarettes_plz]

Can we just have ice-cream instead?

[tender_cruelty]

Will it have chocolate sprinkly bits? Or a chocolate flake?

[cigarettes_plz]

Is this a life-or-death question? Can I use a life line?

[tender_cruelty]

Life line?

Yes. Absolutely life or death.

[cigarettes_plz]

Oh right, blessed with no daytime TV. It's not important.

I pick whichever one is the right answer.

[tender_cruelty]

A wise choice. Meet at the ice-cream place?

[cigarettes_plz]

Yeah, sure. This means you're not killing me right?

[tender_cruelty]

It means I'm not killing you now.

[cigarettes_plz]

Gimmie a break, that doesn't even sound like a joke.

[tender_cruelty]

My apologies. I must have worded it badly.

[cigarettes_plz]

If you say so.