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Bull Frog
The fat bastard theory states:- 99.9% of fat bastards will eat their own shit 5 million 1 hundred and 36 times before their death.
- 56% of fat bastards will morph into Oprah for a day, (not that it will make any difference to their size) before their death date.
- 100% of fat bastards will try dieting, but will fail after seeing another fat bastard ( Read more... )
- 99.9% of fat bastards will eat their own shit 5 million 1 hundred and 36 times before their death.
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Hawt Diggity Damn
HIATUS
Yes that is right, im going on a hiatus ..i'm not going to post up a big sob story...all i'm going to say is STFU!! harhar. We are moving house, and i won't have the net for while, so farewell my friends...keep safe and party hard! <3 ya all. NOT! muahahahahaha.
L-A-T-E-R MY H-O-M-I-E-S *mwuh* -
Water? Bad For Your Health?
A recent study showed, that drinking the 8 glasses of water a day, as recomended is actually quite damaging to you're internal systems. It has the power to hold you're bladder at gun point and damand an 8 million dollar ransom. It can produce green ooze in you're kidneys, it will rip you're teeth right from their roots and shove them right up you' ( Read more... ) -
Oh Gawd
I have had absolutely NO time to update my LJ lately, i should now, hopefully :) ...sorry Dylan :P ( Read more... ) -
In Need
FOR SALE: One 16 Year Old Girl. Only Used By One. Practically Fresh Out Of The Box. Willing To Do Anthing...ANYTHING...Please Post Your Offers. -
Thanks Dylan!
Just want to thank Dylan for giving me this live journal code! I have always wanted one! mainly because they look so sweet and stuff, and blogging on my site only can get a little boring.and my live journal is just going to be all weird stuff, you probably won;t be able to understand! <3 ( Read more... )