Water? Bad For Your Health?

[damndirtygirl]

A recent study showed, that drinking the 8 glasses of water a day, as recomended is actually quite damaging to you're internal systems. It has the power to hold you're bladder at gun point and damand an 8 million dollar ransom. It can produce green ooze in you're kidneys, it will rip you're teeth right from their roots and shove them right up you're perverted ass. Don't think it can get worse? it can! The study also showed not only does it turn you're skin Albeno white, but it can also help the growth of abnormal fingernail hair and certian death. I think it's about time we stood up to the nutritionists who recommend these 8 glasses! i belive we shall protest against thier death bringing ways and shut their sorry asses down!

Please Note: No nutrishinists we're hurt in the process of creating this fine peice of crap.