1. petronilla introduces herself

[damesuccubus]

[Since Petronilla is illiterate and vain, she's spent the last day trying to figure out how to use the video function on the communication device. She finally turns it on and looks triumphantly into the camera - well, half-triumphantly, because she's pointing it at a spot just above her shoulder - but you can see her face and and the neat folds of

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[strangehstorian]

Welcome to the barge, ma'am. [She's seen the fuss and has come to look. Have a midget with Princess Leia braids.]

How far along are you?

[damesuccubus]

I don't see what business it is of -

[And now she actually looks at the video screen.]

Oh.

[strangehstorian]

[Just blinks cheerfully at her, waiting for that part to be over with. Gnomes are normal at home, lady. You settle down.]

It was just a friendly question! [n_n]

[damesuccubus]

[Oh my God, what is this thing.

Petronilla can't help herself; she starts to giggle. damn that demon of inappropriate laughter.]