[KHR Fic] Beauty Queen (Lussuria, Squalo, Kikyo)

[dame_batsie]

Title: Beauty Queen
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Squalo + Kikyo + Lussuria - Beauty Queen; "Show us some legs" (for khrfest)
Warnings: Squalo's potty mouth; caricatured characters; barely there Lussuria/Hibari; very tiny (unintentional) Xanxus/Squalo depending on interpretation
Summary: It's the Vongola's Men's Beauty Pageant. Who's going to win?
Notes: I wrote

Comments

[pollinia]

This is so precious. Lussuria is positively adorable and Squalo is fierce and wonderful and I just love it when you share your fics with us. I never laugh so hard. ♥

[dame_batsie]

Thank you. <3 Why do you always make my heart melt with your comments? T_T

I remembered somewhere in your journal you commented about a beauty pageant, and I was like, "alkgjasdjf I was gonna write that" and I already had Bianchi and Fuuta lined up as judges (omg how did you read my mind?) but didn't say anything because I wanted it to be a surprise, but, if I recall correctly, you mentioned Adult Lambo showing up and stealing the crown and that sounded so epic, but I didn't want to steal it.

[ekmisao]

WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU SMOKING to come up with this?!

Hilarious stuff! ROTFL!

[dame_batsie]

Man, I wish I knew. I'd love to share it with the world to see what kinds of crazy stuff we could invent. XD

Thanks for reading. ♥

[azartti]

You skipped the swimsuit part 8(
Other than that, I LOVE IT!

Squalo took his time thinking, tapping a finger to his mouth once, twice, thirteen times.

“Shark Tale,” he finally answered. 8'DDDD

[dame_batsie]

OMFG I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT I LEFT THAT PART OUT. OMG THE THONGSSSSSS. I AM SO FAIL. FML. D:

Shiiieet, that could've been like the best part. XD

But I'm glad you liked it, despite my Ryohei-like forgetfulness. Thank you for commenting. <33

[azartti]

IT'S OK, YOU CAN MAKE ANOTHER FIC WITH VONGOLA MEMBERS IN THONGS AND MY BRAIN CAN BREAK SO BEAUTIFUL AT THAT.

Your welcome honey, it was amazing :)

[dame_batsie]

LOL. I guess I have to pencil in Vongola Thong Day on my calendar. XDD

[dame_batsie]

Awwww, such a big compliment. Thank you. ♥

[dismahboomstick]

this is so fucking awesome that i don't even have words

♥

[dame_batsie]

Ha ha, thanks! It was great fun to write. <3