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So, I haven't updated in a very long time. But I think it's worth noting that I did a stand-up comedy act for the first time ever this weekend. It was in front of an enormous crowd( like, a couple hundred) at a big comedy show hosted by Michael Showalter. It was really really awesome.

Newtonwalk 2K6. Sunday june 18th. Get ready.

I'm back in Newton for the summer. When do other people get back?

Go to Wikipedia and look up your birth day (excluding the year). List three neat facts, two births and one death in your journal, including the year ( Read more... )

List one line from 20 of your favorite movies. Then have your friends guess which movies the lines are from. Underline the ones that people guess correctly.

1.Don't just stand there, acting like you've never seen the hand of God before!
2.Smile you son of a bitch!
3.The last time I was kissed in a garden it turned out rather awkward ( Read more... )

I set my alarm for 8:50 this morning.

I woke up and it said 8:07. So, I went back to sleep.

I woke up again and it said 8:32. So, I went back to sleep.

I woke up again, and it said 12:30. I had missed all my classes.

Crap.

Ow, my golgi apparatus.