3rd Sandvich!

[dakka_dakka_da]

[A wild Heavy will be standing outside the post office. He endured Christmas without getting the one thing he wanted... and now he only knew one place to get what he wanted. But Guntram has specifically told him NOT to go to the post office. So there was a little dilemma

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[motheringnation]

[Walking by....have a rather concerned woman...why are you by the post office, with a rather thick Ukrainian accent.]

Are you alright?

[dakka_dakka_da]

[Well, if we must have accents, don't mind his thick Russian accent little lady.]

Hm? [He'll look down at her, hands dropping to his sides.]

Heavy is not alright. Sasha is hostage in stupid building with mail! [Heavy will point angrily at the post office, glaring as well. To him it was no post office. It was a jail for his Sasha. A jail he must break her out of!]

[motheringnation]

[Ah, you're one of brothers people! Instant liking.]

Sahsa? A friend of yours?

[dakka_dakka_da]

Nyet!

She is my weapon. [As if this explains everything.]

[freakinblur]

[sees Heavy having his dilemma and can't help but open his big mouth.]

Ask all ya want, but they ain't gonna gonna give yer brain back.

[dakka_dakka_da]

[Don't mind if Heavy swings first and asks later! He's at least swatting at Scout with an arm, turning to glare at him.]

This no business of baby BLU!

[freakinblur]

[Jumps back! And stays out of arm's reach for now.]

Yeah? Well guess who's been here fer almost a whole year now, an' knows a whole hell of a lot more than you do about this place. Buuuuut, if ya wanna learn tha hard way 'bout the post office, then go right on ahead!

[dakka_dakka_da]

[Damn the Scout being able to move so quick.]

...

[Just... grrr. Well he should listen... a little. Maybe. But really, his instincts tell him to not trust a word out of a BLUs mouth. Not for as far as he can throw one. But he could probably throw Scout pretty far... hrn.]

If so smart, what best way to get back weapon?

[teutonictraitor]

[[Heavy.]]

[[Do not turn around.]]

[dakka_dakka_da]

[He'll be fidgeting now, as he wants nothing more than to run in Rambo style... minus the blazing guns, and get his gun back, buuuuuuut... he would get the biggest earful ever if he tried.]

... hm. But what if Doktor not find out?

[He's muttering to himself, and scratches his chin in thought.]

[teutonictraitor]

[[Just gonna looooom in from the left, looking greatly irritated with Heavy. What was that about him not finding out? Sorry, pal, it's a bit late for that.]]

[[...also, prepare for his hand colliding with the back of your head.]]

/Jaws theme

[dakka_dakka_da]

[And Heavy doesn't notice said doctor until it's too late and-- WHACK.]

Augh! AH! [More of a whiny surprised sound than anything. Dammit Guntram, you are not supposed to be here. EVERYTHING IS RUINED. He'll rub his head and frown at him.]

Is not what seems, Doktor!