[A wild Heavy will be standing outside the post office. He endured Christmas without getting the one thing he wanted... and now he only knew one place to get what he wanted. But Guntram has specifically told him NOT to go to the post office. So there was a little dilemma
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Ask all ya want, but they ain't gonna gonna give yer brain back.
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This no business of baby BLU!
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Yeah? Well guess who's been here fer almost a whole year now, an' knows a whole hell of a lot more than you do about this place. Buuuuut, if ya wanna learn tha hard way 'bout the post office, then go right on ahead!
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[Just... grrr. Well he should listen... a little. Maybe. But really, his instincts tell him to not trust a word out of a BLUs mouth. Not for as far as he can throw one. But he could probably throw Scout pretty far... hrn.]
If so smart, what best way to get back weapon?
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Ya can go in an' ask the Postman, but it ain't pretty.
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[He would use it against you, buuuuuut his Medic had said they were at some lame stand still or whatever. So he really shouldn't. No fun. What so ever.]
Is for killing little cowards who brought us here! I kill you back home, at fort!
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Oh yeah. The respawn here? Friggin' overnight. It takes hours!
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STUPID. Tell Engineer to fix broken respawn.
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Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen. We don't know how they bring us back 'round here.
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... or Scout can run fast and see. [Looks at.]
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Maybe give something if Scout is sneaky and find out. Scout is good for drinking, da?
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Of course! But hey, I've been in there, when it first opened, 'n' tried ta take a look around. Couldn't find nothin', an' ended up losin' my ear all just fer my bat. It's locked up tight when it's closed. I might be able ta try an' use my job as a cop ta get in there, but from the calls he's been makin', I don't think the Postman likes my "boss" too much.
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Scout is cop? [The mental image makes him want to laugh.] Not good cop to take bribe from civilian. [Now he's just jerking your chain.]
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