3rd Sandvich!

[dakka_dakka_da]

[A wild Heavy will be standing outside the post office. He endured Christmas without getting the one thing he wanted... and now he only knew one place to get what he wanted. But Guntram has specifically told him NOT to go to the post office. So there was a little dilemma

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[freakinblur]

[sees Heavy having his dilemma and can't help but open his big mouth.]

Ask all ya want, but they ain't gonna gonna give yer brain back.

[dakka_dakka_da]

[Don't mind if Heavy swings first and asks later! He's at least swatting at Scout with an arm, turning to glare at him.]

This no business of baby BLU!

[freakinblur]

[Jumps back! And stays out of arm's reach for now.]

Yeah? Well guess who's been here fer almost a whole year now, an' knows a whole hell of a lot more than you do about this place. Buuuuut, if ya wanna learn tha hard way 'bout the post office, then go right on ahead!

[dakka_dakka_da]

[Damn the Scout being able to move so quick.]

...

[Just... grrr. Well he should listen... a little. Maybe. But really, his instincts tell him to not trust a word out of a BLUs mouth. Not for as far as he can throw one. But he could probably throw Scout pretty far... hrn.]

If so smart, what best way to get back weapon?

[freakinblur]

That depends if yer thinkin' 'a usin' it against me 'r not.

Ya can go in an' ask the Postman, but it ain't pretty.

[dakka_dakka_da]

...

[He would use it against you, buuuuuut his Medic had said they were at some lame stand still or whatever. So he really shouldn't. No fun. What so ever.]

Is for killing little cowards who brought us here! I kill you back home, at fort!

[freakinblur]

Good luck with that. The guys holdin' us here are total cheaters! Ya can't even touch 'em, let alone shoot 'em. Trust me, we all tried. It's complete BS!

[dakka_dakka_da]

They faster than Scout?!

[freakinblur]

Not a chance! But they can teleport 'n' shit in tha blink of an eye. An' brainwash ya.

Oh yeah. The respawn here? Friggin' overnight. It takes hours!

[dakka_dakka_da]

Augh! Stupid cowards not touch brain for washing! [He doesn't like this idea at all.]

STUPID. Tell Engineer to fix broken respawn.

[freakinblur]

They don't even gotta. It just happens. It sucks!

Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen. We don't know how they bring us back 'round here.

[dakka_dakka_da]

We need sneaky spy to find out.

... or Scout can run fast and see. [Looks at.]

[freakinblur]

We all tried once, when most 'a tha teams were here, but never got anywhere. I'd be willin' ta try again, since we're short on Spies now.

[dakka_dakka_da]

Heavy would try, but is giant man... cannot sneak good.

Maybe give something if Scout is sneaky and find out. Scout is good for drinking, da?

[freakinblur]

[He laughs at that. Such a strange proposition from RED's Heavy.]

Of course! But hey, I've been in there, when it first opened, 'n' tried ta take a look around. Couldn't find nothin', an' ended up losin' my ear all just fer my bat. It's locked up tight when it's closed. I might be able ta try an' use my job as a cop ta get in there, but from the calls he's been makin', I don't think the Postman likes my "boss" too much.

[dakka_dakka_da]

[Booze was good for everything. Especially offering as bargaining chips.]

Scout is cop? [The mental image makes him want to laugh.] Not good cop to take bribe from civilian. [Now he's just jerking your chain.]