2nd Sandvich!

[dakka_dakka_da]

Who turned Scout into little naked bird?

[Someone just got done having a boxing match with his turkey... it may have climbed onto his back a few times and beat him over the head with it's knobby wings.]

This is bad day, I just hope sandvich does not fight next!

Comments

[teawithpuzzles]

...I do hope the sandwiches have not been tampered with as well.

[dakka_dakka_da]

If is funny business with sandviches will crush little men who did it!

[teawithpuzzles]

I'm sure they have not tampered with the sandwiches too. Making all of our food deadly would defeat the purpose of bringing us here.

[dakka_dakka_da]

What purpose is there?

[human_pretender]

A sandwich that attacks you. That sounds like a horrible ordeal.

[dakka_dakka_da]

Not ever want that.

Only place sandvich should attack is belly!

[human_pretender]

If a sandwich were to attack you from the inside, it would cause more damage than it would on the outside. Attacking the outside would only prove to make a mess, while, internally, it would cause damage to the intestinal lining among other things.

[[Literally.]]

[dakka_dakka_da]

No no no!

Eat sandvich, not really attack stomach!

action

[istheatmosphere]

[He's too tall for her to reach the turkey on his head.]

It's still moving!

action

[dakka_dakka_da]

[WHAT. It's back?! The turkey that never dies!]

EYAAH!?

[He'll flail about and try grabbing for it on his head, it's a very agile turkey.]

Re: action

[istheatmosphere]

Aaaaah! [She scurries back and grabs a frying pan, looking for an opening.]

action

[dakka_dakka_da]

[Swatting around at it with no success, he'll bend down towards her shaking himself, hoping to knock it off. If not though--]

HIT IT! GET NAKED BIRD OFF!