The DC Digest - Volume 1
(OOC: Welcome to the inaugural post of the DC Digest! If your characters are responding to an ad, please use the comments on THIS POST. Don't go post a random comment on their journals where they may not see it. Any type of comments or responses are just fine... just remember this is IC. Have fun!)
WANTED/FOR HIRE
1. Seeking Customers
Professional and Licensed Hair Stylist looking to expand customer base. Very friendly service to help you relax after all this stress. Looking for more than just a haircut? Other services provided upon request.
Contact Thomas Raith sexandahaircut to set up an appointment now.
2. WEAPONSMITH NEEDED
I am seeking aid in making a special spearhead of a particular shape and size. Metalworking skills are necessary, particularly in iron and steel. I will gladly assist in the setting up and maintaining of a forge. Please contact Kida at crystalchamber
3. Wanted: One Drinking Buddy.
I'm in need of a person to drink alcohol with, willing to put up with my... young appearance. Yes I'm old enough to drink, no I won't say how old I am.
I promise to behave myself, I just need company, drinking alone is depressing. Contact Evangeline lilacvampire if you fit what I desire.
4. ROOMMATE WANTED
A room mate to share my suite. Vacant room abandoned when my old suite-mate disappeared. Serious inquiries only. Room will need redecorating unless you are a fan of scrap metal and notebooks of math equations. Opens into a lovely living area, decorated by myself. Inquirer must be non-invasive and easy to get along with.
Please contact M. Konishi at plz2bconductor if interested.
5. Want To Dress Up?
Or do you need your clothes fixed after all the awful things that have happened. Please, contact me and I will help mend your clothes in little time. :D I can also make new clothes if you are interested.
Please tell me, Giselle, at gorgeousgiselle
Each project comes with a special treat!
6. I Require assistance... I'm not that good with Human Science.
I was wondering if anyone can help me build a translator, I can't speak like the lot of you humans and it would be nice if I could speak into something and it translate for me. I'm not sure if such technology is available, but I hear some people here are really good with this fancy science stuff. I'm sick of having to write stuff down for people. It could also be useful for those folks that don't speak English like most of you humans and speak mostly Japanese. This is Pika comradepika.
7. WANTED
Violinist in search of other musicians to practice with.
Please contact Michiru Kaioh umi_talisman if you're interested.
8. Team Science can help you!
We're Team Science, and we're interested in benefiting the lives of all residents of Manhattan. If you need mechanical, chemical, or any help of a scientific nature, don't hesitate to call on us! Leave your messages with MacGyver (http://dontcallmeangus.livejournal.com).
9. WANTED
Skilled magic user to help a small tinker fairy with a slightly superficial problem.
Tinker Bell pansmyman
10. EXPERIENCED SPIRIT MEDIUM FOR HIRE
ALSO SEEKING: One (1) Waterfall
High pressure cold water fixture needed by experienced spirit medium for further training. If you can't find a waterfall then some kind of water that sprays with lots of pressure for a long time (2-3 hours) would be great! Could also use some practice in channeling, so if you've got a dead friend or relative, I'll call them up so you can say hi! Adult supervision required! (for me, not for you)
Contact Maya Fey mayaheemayahoo for inquiries, location of waterfalls, etc.
LOST AND FOUND
11. missing: wun sk8bored
I lost mai bored wen i was fytin sum gai a cuple monts ago, an i aint fownd it yet. its blak wit flayms on the botom an got sum skuf marks on it frum the tym i hit sum crabs 2 deth wit it.
If u find mai bored tel me an ill giv u a rid or somthin, u n me can figer it owt, yo
- BEAT turnthemearound, bryn park hotell
PERSONALS
12. To the Man with the Purple-Ish Coat and Frilly Cravat,
I see you getting your rations every week, but I don't know how to
approach you. I think you're hot. If you see this, give me a sign.
-The Girl at MSG
13. Saw you at Seventh Heaven
Hey my pretty lady, blue can't even begin to show off your beauty, unless we're talking about those eyes of yours. I'd turn myself in in a heartbeat if you were doing the arresting. Let's just say I'm crossing my fingers you might be my Valentine one of these nights.
Unlock me anytime, baby,
An Admirer
14. To the guy with the blue mullet and excellent fashion sense,
Is that your natural color? If I said you had a beautiful body would you
hold it against me?
- Randy in Greenwich Village
15. Dear someone,
Please come back. I know who you really are and I liked being able to see
you. It made being here not so bad. And people who know you miss you
too.
-Not In Your Story
ANNOUNCEMENTS
16. Dear Team Science,
I know the door doesn't lock anymore, but could you stop raiding my
store? Just ASK instead of ransacking the place!
- Tom from Radio Shack
17. To Whomever Has Been Spraying That Awful Graffiti,
You have defaced beautiful public monuments that have graced this city for
a century! Just because times are difficult does not mean that we can
allow ourselves to become uncivilized. I hope you're ashamed of yourself.
If I find out who you are, I will report you to the proper authorities.
-A Concerned Citizen
Got a submission for the DC Digest? Send it to dcdigest@gmail.com! The next digest post will be real time Thursday, February 26th.
WANTED/FOR HIRE
1. Seeking Customers
Professional and Licensed Hair Stylist looking to expand customer base. Very friendly service to help you relax after all this stress. Looking for more than just a haircut? Other services provided upon request.
Contact Thomas Raith sexandahaircut to set up an appointment now.
2. WEAPONSMITH NEEDED
I am seeking aid in making a special spearhead of a particular shape and size. Metalworking skills are necessary, particularly in iron and steel. I will gladly assist in the setting up and maintaining of a forge. Please contact Kida at crystalchamber
3. Wanted: One Drinking Buddy.
I'm in need of a person to drink alcohol with, willing to put up with my... young appearance. Yes I'm old enough to drink, no I won't say how old I am.
I promise to behave myself, I just need company, drinking alone is depressing. Contact Evangeline lilacvampire if you fit what I desire.
4. ROOMMATE WANTED
A room mate to share my suite. Vacant room abandoned when my old suite-mate disappeared. Serious inquiries only. Room will need redecorating unless you are a fan of scrap metal and notebooks of math equations. Opens into a lovely living area, decorated by myself. Inquirer must be non-invasive and easy to get along with.
Please contact M. Konishi at plz2bconductor if interested.
5. Want To Dress Up?
Or do you need your clothes fixed after all the awful things that have happened. Please, contact me and I will help mend your clothes in little time. :D I can also make new clothes if you are interested.
Please tell me, Giselle, at gorgeousgiselle
Each project comes with a special treat!
6. I Require assistance... I'm not that good with Human Science.
I was wondering if anyone can help me build a translator, I can't speak like the lot of you humans and it would be nice if I could speak into something and it translate for me. I'm not sure if such technology is available, but I hear some people here are really good with this fancy science stuff. I'm sick of having to write stuff down for people. It could also be useful for those folks that don't speak English like most of you humans and speak mostly Japanese. This is Pika comradepika.
7. WANTED
Violinist in search of other musicians to practice with.
Please contact Michiru Kaioh umi_talisman if you're interested.
8. Team Science can help you!
We're Team Science, and we're interested in benefiting the lives of all residents of Manhattan. If you need mechanical, chemical, or any help of a scientific nature, don't hesitate to call on us! Leave your messages with MacGyver (http://dontcallmeangus.livejournal.com).
9. WANTED
Skilled magic user to help a small tinker fairy with a slightly superficial problem.
Tinker Bell pansmyman
10. EXPERIENCED SPIRIT MEDIUM FOR HIRE
ALSO SEEKING: One (1) Waterfall
High pressure cold water fixture needed by experienced spirit medium for further training. If you can't find a waterfall then some kind of water that sprays with lots of pressure for a long time (2-3 hours) would be great! Could also use some practice in channeling, so if you've got a dead friend or relative, I'll call them up so you can say hi! Adult supervision required! (for me, not for you)
Contact Maya Fey mayaheemayahoo for inquiries, location of waterfalls, etc.
LOST AND FOUND
11. missing: wun sk8bored
I lost mai bored wen i was fytin sum gai a cuple monts ago, an i aint fownd it yet. its blak wit flayms on the botom an got sum skuf marks on it frum the tym i hit sum crabs 2 deth wit it.
If u find mai bored tel me an ill giv u a rid or somthin, u n me can figer it owt, yo
- BEAT turnthemearound, bryn park hotell
PERSONALS
12. To the Man with the Purple-Ish Coat and Frilly Cravat,
I see you getting your rations every week, but I don't know how to
approach you. I think you're hot. If you see this, give me a sign.
-The Girl at MSG
13. Saw you at Seventh Heaven
Hey my pretty lady, blue can't even begin to show off your beauty, unless we're talking about those eyes of yours. I'd turn myself in in a heartbeat if you were doing the arresting. Let's just say I'm crossing my fingers you might be my Valentine one of these nights.
Unlock me anytime, baby,
An Admirer
14. To the guy with the blue mullet and excellent fashion sense,
Is that your natural color? If I said you had a beautiful body would you
hold it against me?
- Randy in Greenwich Village
15. Dear someone,
Please come back. I know who you really are and I liked being able to see
you. It made being here not so bad. And people who know you miss you
too.
-Not In Your Story
ANNOUNCEMENTS
16. Dear Team Science,
I know the door doesn't lock anymore, but could you stop raiding my
store? Just ASK instead of ransacking the place!
- Tom from Radio Shack
17. To Whomever Has Been Spraying That Awful Graffiti,
You have defaced beautiful public monuments that have graced this city for
a century! Just because times are difficult does not mean that we can
allow ourselves to become uncivilized. I hope you're ashamed of yourself.
If I find out who you are, I will report you to the proper authorities.
-A Concerned Citizen
Got a submission for the DC Digest? Send it to dcdigest@gmail.com! The next digest post will be real time Thursday, February 26th.