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[daisy_fields]

Things People Say That Annoy Me:

• "Literally." I hate when people use the word "literally" (for the purpose of exaggerating) to the point where it's just ridiculous. "I could eat an entire horse. LITERALLY." Bullshit...I'd like to see you eat a fucking horse! You're speaking figuratively, asshole.
• Someone has been in the bathroom for a while, and when

Comments

[fadedglow]

Haha, omg, this is so awesome! I love angry rants. I might do one of my own soon. They're just so amusing and funny. :p A lot of those sayings you mentioned are so old! I used to say stuff like "... Not!" and "Prove it!" when I was a kid. :p

A lot of internet speak pisses me off a lot. Stuff like "lol" and "stfu" are pretty standard, I think, but I cannot for the life of me stand "FTW" or "epic"... it's so fucking stupid! "Twilight FTW!"... um, how about no? I mean, what's wrong with just saying "Twilight wins!" People just sound like fucking douche bags when they say it. Same when people are like, "Omg, it was EPIC!" and I'm just thinking "Omg, why do you talk like a loser?" lmfao.

[seed]

i never say "bless you" either. it does feel rude, but i always say excuse me after i sneeze, so people don't bless me. like they even have the power to truly bless me!

i'm TOTALLY going to start saying "prove it!" ftw.

[flyingspatulas]

This is LITERALLY the funniest post I've read all day.

[flyingspatulas]

Oh, and I completely agree about the "no offense" thing - COME ON, PEOPLE, JUST BE OFFENSIVE.

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