the pirates next door are having a 10000 decibel screamfest, something to do with she-pirate getting fake boobs. and they call the cops on us if the music is slightly loud. fucking chav scum.

Had a good day today, rode into the city and played bmx pedestrian slalom down george st. I also perfected a new trick I had been working on, “fall down in the gutter whilst answering phone” which is kind of a nu-skool trick.

I found this bizarre shirt for 12 bucks in one of those shite tourist shops in the city that sell shirts with aboriginal art ( Read more... )

freakin heck was so goddamn hungover today after the usual "hey lets go to townie for like, two beers, honestly". could have had something to do with my fine nutrition that day -

breakfast - a yoghurt and some left over peanuts
lunch - left over pizza
dinner - hot'n'spicy beef jerky with a side of doritos (shared amongst five)
dessert - BOOOOZE and ( Read more... )

Yesterdy at work this cute girl came in and I think she was trying to chat me up. Which is rare as my work uniform (and lets face it, me) is pretty unsightly. I think I dazzled her with my vast knowledge of fruity lexia and le Pop dela Passion.. But I was busy trying to astral project myself to the nearest pub. Here is a summary for your amusement ( Read more... )

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Going to dylan moran on sunday. front row biatches ( Read more... )

To visit his flat-mates. HAHA its funny cos the dead people were flattened by an avalanche. thank you roy for that one ( Read more... )

I have decided to keep a record of all the great puns I make at work that go unappreciated.

Today we got a nobby’s nuts stand. The boss said that he had been against getting one but was forced to by the company. “So,” I say, “they’ve got us by the nuts.” BOOYAH ( Read more... )

Got woken up at 8:30 this morning by a knock on the door. It was a courier with a fantastic surprise! My friend Shaan works at EMI and I had been pestering him for a while - "get me free shit! You have a cool job! waaah!" - I got 6 brand new CDs and a t-shirt.

Mattafix - Signs of a Struggle
Placebo - Meds
Arctic Monkeys - Whatever People Say I am ( Read more... )

Gosh darn. After a nifty bit of cyber-stalkery, I realise 95% of the people i know in the spewtown area have a live journal. Its like that bit in invasion of the body snatchers when so and so realises - "YOU'VE ALL BEEN NERDS THIS WHOLE TIME!!" "EVEN MY OWN DOG HAS BEEN POSTING "what sort of root vegetable/car tyre/office supply store would you be ( Read more... )