arrr matey domestic off the port bow

[dagwood_dog]

the pirates next door are having a 10000 decibel screamfest, something to do with she-pirate getting fake boobs. and they call the cops on us if the music is slightly loud. fucking chav scum.

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[lueders_she]

was it really about her getting fake boobs?

[ex_tachikoma650]

Was the screamfest in favour of, or against the fake boobs?

"I can't stand your small boobs! Get fake big ones!"

or "I can't stand huge boobs! You're not ruining your perfect chest!"

[dagwood_dog]

yep. She was for, he was against.

[ammalouithe]

maybe they thought she was so hot with her new pirate rack that they were screaming at her to spread her peg legs ....

[dagwood_dog]

don't get me started on the pirate puns. for everybody's sake.