Guys guys guys guys, I have two weeks to get a job, and if I don't, then they're taking my computer.

I don't think you understand the gravity of this statement.

If they take the computer, they take my life.

My life.

All of it.

Gone.

Poof.

/I need a job now, okay

Also, in the past week my mother has called me abnormal and my father has called me pathetic.

Okay, so, we all know that Canada looks like France, right?

America, not so much so, youmight say.

Yes.

You might.

Until you see veryoung!France:


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Die Zeit vergeht, unentwegh, sei steht nei still.

(Time Passes, Continuously, It Never Stands Still)

“Get them off, brother.” Germany’s clutching onto his top, fingers twined so deeply into the material that Prussia can hear the fabric strain as his fists tighten further. Something twists deep in Prussia’s stomach at the term of address - that’s all ( Read more... )

One ficlet Ten points to Gryffindor for the first person to correctly guess its name!

Why yes I am bored how did you tell?

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Yeah, okay, I don't think I'm completely straight any more.

It's just.

Look at her.

すぐに日本語試験があって今の勉強のトピックはむずかしすぎると思う。テレビドラマのあぐりを勉強してあぐりにみつよさんとふきこさんが大阪弁に話す。ぜんぜん分からんよ。山口弁と吸収弁をちょっと分かるけどちょっとだけ分かるね。＾＿＾；；むずかしすぅぅぎぃぃぃぃぃぃるぅぅぅぅぅぅぅぅ。

It's 1:40am on the day this is due, I knocked this motherfucker over like I'd knock over a corner store if I had a balacava and a shot gun, I still probably have 2/3 hours of homework left to do, I only have one block exam this week, I can't see my nose/toes because it's so effing cold and I FREAKING ROCK.

Also, FUCK YOU UNI.

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“I shall certainly,” Australia whispers, head tilted back, eyes staring unseeingly at the stars. His face looks slack, blank, but how much of that is due to uncaring shock and how much is due to the moonlit shadows and a month’s worth of tear-streaked dirt, New Zealand cannot tell. “Have eternal nightmares.” He whispers, words escaping out into the ( Read more... )

I don't care what Pixiv says.

I don't care what western fandom says.

The AusNZ pairing name?

It's totally Pavlova Pair.

/will not rest until everyone uses it

Beach Burial

Softly and humbly to the Gulf of Arabs
The convoys of dead sailors come;
At night they sway and wander in the waters far under,
But morning rolls them in the foam.

Between the sob and clubbing of gunfire
Someone, it seems, has time for this,
To pluck them from the shallows and bury them in burrows
And tread the sand upon their nakedness;

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