Meme

[daegaer]

From lady_ganesh The first TEN people to comment in this post get to request a drabble of any pairing/character (from one of my usual fandoms) of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level. If you absolutely can't write, I don't see why you wouldn't be able to offer drawings or icons or

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[olympia_m]

aziraphale/crawley... what else? :) please?

[daegaer]

"Aren't you hot?"

"Hmm?" Aziraphale asked vaguely. He looked down. "Oh, it's you."

"It's much cooler at ground level," Crawly said. "Your shoulders are burnt."

Aziraphale instinctively opened his wings to shade himself.

"Your nose is pink too."

"Angels don't sunburn," Aziraphale said huffily. The other angels on gate duty would laugh, he thought. Again. He resolutely ignored the snake in the grass's departure.

"Here," Crawly said, coming back. He dropped a broken, juice-laden leaf on Aziraphale's foot. "Aloe vera. Rub it in."

What an odd fellow, Aziraphale thought as Crawly slithered away at speed.

The juice was very soothing.

[olympia_m]

heeeeee - that is just awesome!!!!

[daegaer]

Thank you :-)

[whatifisaidno]

*raises hand* I see you're interested in Classical History ^^ How about Dionysos/Apollo?

[daegaer]

ETA: now with closed tags. *facepalm*

All things in moderation was a good way to be bored, Dionysus thought. Music that obeyed regular rhythms, a beautiful chariot driven at the same speed along the same route daily - how could Apollo stand it? Even Artemis was more exciting and she -

"Is she still a virgin?"

"Who?"

"Your sister."

Apollo bent a look upon him like hot gold on the skin. "Are you trying to start a fight?"

"Why are sungods always so boring?"

"Why does every pantheon have someone like you?"

"To make things interesting."

"Our family's interesting enough," Apollo said.

"We'll see," Dionysus said. We'll see.

[lady_ganesh]

Oh, that's evil.

[daegaer]

Thank you :-)

[puddingcat]

Whee!

RH Plus, because Kiyoi needs love, and Michitaka needs some :D

[daegaer]

"-- the target has also embezzled millions of yen from charities. Perhaps Ageha-kun's skill with the comput-"

Michitaka stopped talking. Kiyoi was clearly paying no attention whatsoever, his gaze fixed firmly some inches below Michitaka's eyes. Michitaka swallowed hard and adjusted his tie. Tame vampire or not, he wished Kiyoi wouldn't look at his throat like that.

"Mister - " Kiyoi leant across the low table and kissed him, soft and long. Michitaka closed his eyes.

"Michitaka-san?"

He opened his eyes again.

"I was saying Ageha should find this simple - are you all right?"

No, Michitaka thought. "Next case, then," he said.

[puddingcat]

Awww :)

I don't know what Michitaka's worried about. Surely being drained slightly will help to keep his blood pressure low?

[daegaer]

The mere thought makes his localised blood pressure rise ;-)

[mainekosama]

Me, please!

Rh+ and WK crossover: the french vampire and Schuldig (and/or) Youji. Night out.

[daegaer]

ETA: Woe, my html-fu is weak today . . .

"He thinks he's so cool," Schuldig slurred into his whiskey. "Just 'cos he's cute and speaks French. I speak French! Voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir?"

"No, thanks," Yohji muttered. "You look like Farrah Fawcett-Major."

"At least I don't think heroin-chic is a good look."

"You both make good points," Konoe said, lounging elegantly nearby in a way that drew every female eye in the bar. "You do look like Farrah-chan, you look strung out, and I am cute." He sauntered away, girls on either arm.

"I hate vampires," Schuldig whinged. "Even dead they get more action than us."

[mainekosama]

Hahaha, this was great. I do feel sorry for poor Schuldig and Youji here, but how could they ever compete :p. I love how you made Schuldig and Youji elegantly cancel themselves out (wilt little help of Konoe's interpretation ;-)).

Thank you for this, it was very amusing!

[daegaer]

They can never compete!

Glad you liked it :-)

[threewalls]

WK: Schwartz as furries (or talking animals)?

[daegaer]

"Awww, look at his little cat ears," Schuldig said, patting Nagi and drawing his hand back sharply. "-- and his sharp little cat teeth. What the hell sort of convention are you going to?"

"We're all going," Crawford said, tossing over a shimmering orange garment.

"You want me to dress as a tiger? This thing's skin-tight!"

"It'll leave nothing to the imagination."

Schuldig started changing immediately. "Nice lion, by the way. Very egotistical; good snow-leopard, Farfarello. Our target's a furry?"

"No," Crawford sighed, "But they won't let Nagi attend without adult supervision."

Nagi waited at the door to be let out.

[therck]

::laughs very, very hard::

[daegaer]

Nagi: *purrs*