Happy Holidays crumbfreebread

[dadomz]

Title: Rock Hard Vice (or Twelve Days ‘til Boxing Day or In which Harry Denies He’s Gay Eleven Times)
To: Cait or crumbfreebread
From: Domz or dadomz
Rating: NC17
Warning: Sex, Alcohol, Mild Exhibitionism, Absurd Metaphors, Crude (and not artistic) sex descriptions and lotsa’ swearing-not a very good combination, I reckon.
Genre: (An attempt, rather, at) Slight Humour

Comments

[heyhoolou]

Ahahaha, this was awesome!! :D I laughed SO much, and the ending just made me go "GLEE!"
Lovely!

[dadomz]

Aww, thanks muchly! It's my first try at humour and yes, well, my friends told me I'm not exactly funny (MORE SARCASTIC AND DRAMA-QUEEN-ISH).

[heyhoolou]

Awww, well I definitely thought this was funny, so don't you listen to them! ;)

[lackofmendacity]

Omg, total crack! *glomps*

Denial is always wonderful, but you really take that concept to a whole new level... keeping one's dick warm indeed *laughs*

I'm particularly fond of December the 16th - Draco's “Why don’t you just go fuck some rent boy like every self-respecting fag on the planet and leave me the bloody fuck alone?” *nods in agreement* and his, er... 'screaming his head off' *grins*

Thanks for all the laughs!

[dadomz]

Lol, thanks for commenting as well. ^_^

[dadomz]

Thanks! : 3

[yukitsu]

I thought it was fun to read. XD Closet fag, that Harry.

[dadomz]

Wheee Yukeh!!! hahaha. : 3 Much loff to you and all the closet fags in the world.

[dadomz]

Iso: So you're implying Yukeh's a closet fag.
Domz: ... THERE'S FUCKING CONJUNCTION IN THE MIDDLE, YOU TURD!

[archangel_dream]

GETS MO NA POINT KO!!

[archangel_dream]

YES, I LOVE YOU FOR YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR. ♥

[dadomz]

Aww, You sick twisted fuck. Just kidding.

[archangel_dream]

Bagay icon mo. XD