Happy Holidays crumbfreebread

[dadomz]

Title: Rock Hard Vice (or Twelve Days ‘til Boxing Day or In which Harry Denies He’s Gay Eleven Times)
To: Cait or crumbfreebread
From: Domz or dadomz
Rating: NC17
Warning: Sex, Alcohol, Mild Exhibitionism, Absurd Metaphors, Crude (and not artistic) sex descriptions and lotsa’ swearing-not a very good combination, I reckon.
Genre: (An attempt, rather, at) Slight Humour

Comments

[yukitsu]

I thought it was fun to read. XD Closet fag, that Harry.

[dadomz]

Wheee Yukeh!!! hahaha. : 3 Much loff to you and all the closet fags in the world.

[dadomz]

Iso: So you're implying Yukeh's a closet fag.
Domz: ... THERE'S FUCKING CONJUNCTION IN THE MIDDLE, YOU TURD!

[archangel_dream]

GETS MO NA POINT KO!!

[dadomz]

Yes mam, my cramped schedule for next week is getting to me head. I mean! Think! Monday, Math; Tuesday, Economics; Wednesday, VALENTINES--sputter, die, sputter--; Thursday, Psychology; Friday- Sci10 Report.

OH NOES.

*is ded*

[yukitsu]

*cough*