Is this... yes it is!!! The commoner's INTERNET!!!

Ah~ Tell me! Are there any RADIANT princesses about? Don't be shy, my dears, for I am a gentleman! A gentleman yearning to be lost in the beautiful pools of elegance and beauty that bestow your lovely faces ( Read more... )

Today I tried something TRULY AMAZING!

A COMMONER'S TURKEY SANDWICH! It tasted of plastic and was quite rubbery and not at all like the turkey served every Friday night, HOWEVER!

I found that after the seventh one... it was wonderful! TERRIFIC! EXQUISITE!

TELL ME, MY DEAR ~*COMMUNITY*~ MEMBERS! WHAT OTHER FOODS CAN YOU RECOMMEND TO YOUR KING? ( Read more... )

I seem to neglect this journal more and more as the months go by! OH WOE!!! I APOLOGIZE, DEAR FRIENDS LIST!!!

From what I understand, we have new princesses to greet? My name is Tamaki Suoh, my beauties, although you may call me Tamaki. ♥

WHO HAS MISSED MY RADIANCE?

W-WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! THE PRINCESSES... THEY'RE...

TINY?!

Oh... what could have befallen you gentle beauties... what travesty...

Please! Ease my troubled soul and tell me that you are all okay!

...And I suppose my fellow gentlemen should do the same!

Oh~! How terribly sorry I am for leaving you, the community, without my undying charm for such an extensive amount of time!

HELLO~ WELCOME~ BONJOUR~ TO ALL THE BEAUTIFUL NEW PRINCESSES~! My name is Tamaki Suoh, and it's nothing short of an elegant pleasure to see you all joining us~ ♥.

HELLO TO ALL THE PRINCESSES BLESSING THIS COMMUNITY WITH THEIR RADIANCE! ♥ ♥ ♥

FEAR NOT FOR YOUR EVER LOVING, HANDSOME, WO~NDER~FUL~ KING, TAMAKI SUOH, HAS ARRIVED!

HAAAAARUUUUUHIIIIIIIII~ ARE YOU HERE, MY SWEET DAUGHTER~? DADDY MISSES YOU~!!!

D: KYOUYAAAAAA~ THE SHIFT KEY IS STUCK! I ADMIT IT DOES WELL TO MARK MY INTRODUCTION, BUT NOW I'M ( Read more... )