Official red ryder carbine-action two-hundred-shot range model air rifles and the year of the scarf.

[dadaduff222]

Ralphie: Oooh fuuudge! 
Ralphie (as adult): Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word! 
Mr. Parker: What did you say? 
Ralphie: Uh, um... 
Mr. Parker: That's... what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on!
Ralphie (as adult): It was all over - I was dead. What would it be?

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[wear_sunscreen_]

darling duffy,
i adore you.
4eva.
love from,
sarah.