( By doing things like this. )

Ralphie: Oooh fuuudge! 
Ralphie (as adult): Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word! 
Mr. Parker: What did you say? 
Ralphie: Uh, um... 
Mr. Parker: That's... what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on!
Ralphie (as adult): It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? ( Read more... )

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Since I deleted by last livejournal, I realized that I actually have a lot to say. So I made a new one because if I didn't I would have probably burst. Or something.. fatal. So here I am. With my brand new livejournal. And It's going to be exciting. Brace yourself.

Its almost Christmas and I've been in this wierd happy go lucky mood. Happy because ( Read more... )