Jehovah Goes To Washington

[dadadadio]

A joint session of Congress was tackling the vital issue of excessive pork rind prices Topeka. The room is interrupted by a very loud ...... "Ahem, excuse me."

Every congressman and congresswoman in attendance paused mid sentence. Of course they were all talking at the same time but no one was actually listening. They looked at one another with a '

Comments

[macophile]

My, you're in rare form (once again). Are you sure you're not a professional writer? If not, you should be! I think you say things more succinctly than any journalist. Ah, but our local paper is called the "The Arizona Republic," so they probably wouldn't be interested in publishing your views. Too bad...maybe we should start an independent newspaper that actually encourages freedom of speech. What a concept! Of course, living amidst a sea of Mormons, we would be ostracized by our "neighbors"...maybe that's a good thing. I'd love to piss 'em all off!

[dadadadio]

I'm maintaining my amateur status for the Writing Olympics. They're being held in Toledo next year. I'm representing Quebec.

[openscarf]

Oh, this is great stuff, what a funny read. My cheeks hurt from laughting. I can't wait until the next installment. How'd you whip this up so fast?

[dadadadio]

If you read God's lines with Jimmy Stewarts voice and inflection it's funnier. When Jimmy is pissed his voice is great.

[sharpchick]

rofl...

You are too much...