Interesting SMS

[dabizi]

I have not posted SMS's I recieved in awhile, but here is a SMS message I got a this morning.

本公司<本市>出售黑车、迷魂药、假币、麻醉枪、发票、上网文凭、办理银行贷贷款、复仇等业务、联系人、王、电话XXXXXXXXXX

Our company (our city) sells unlicenced cars, magic potions(drugs?), counterfeit money, anesthetic guns, receipts, internet diplomas, handle bank loans, revenge service, contacts, King, Phone

Comments

[enluya]

haha, i think 迷魂药 is just another word for 春药...
shooting someone with a 麻醉枪 would make the person unconscious; the 王 at the end refers to the person whom you'd be contacting, 王先生(or小姐).
hehe, this sure sounds like an ad for 黑道 service.

[msittig]

So 迷魂药 = 春药 = aphrodisiac, and 麻醉枪 = mickey (knock-out, date-rape drug).

[saving_hand]

It's typed on the mobile and probably the Chinese comma is the first punctuation s/he finds, and s/he doesn't want to press "left" to select other punctuations to save time and energy. Lazy actually.