Greetings, fellow, er, contestants. I am Optimus Prime, an Autobot from Cybertron, located in the, uh, Dozaro universe. Apparently. I don't entirely understand the reasoning behind this competition, but I promise to perform to the best of my ability to protect my homes and the people I care about from being downgraded
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Er... I'm Nick Reeve. I, uh, talk to spirits.
...wow, that sounds dumb.
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I'm Scott.
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And yours?
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Personally, I'm a military officer. I think the closest translation of my rank might be Captain?
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Also, I don't know if they've updated the pamphlets or anything, but the reasoning is uh. It's kind of complicated, but from what I understand, it's more about being interesting than scoring points. Not that points aren't important, because they are, but they might not matter long term? Or something like that, anyway.
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And I'm sorry, my translation subroutine seems to have glitched slightly; where did you say you were from again?
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Um. I guess the easiest way to put it is that this is... well, I can't really call it all staged, it's definitely real, it's just that the competition part is only a surface sort of thing, and it's not necessarily true that both of the multiverses can't function at maximum. Or isn't always going to be true. And personally, I don't really like the idea of letting Dogoda convert to cardboard, even if I don't live in it. There's just something unheroic about that.
Sorry, that wasn't the easiest way to put it at all. Um. This is a TV show.
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I'm definitely hearing "insert homeworld here"....
This is all being televised to raise funds? That's not something I would've thought of myself, but I hope it works. I don't like the idea of letting... Dogoda be downgraded, either.
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