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[maintenancehero]

Greetings, fellow, er, contestants. I am Optimus Prime, an Autobot from Cybertron, located in the, uh, Dozaro universe. Apparently. I don't entirely understand the reasoning behind this competition, but I promise to perform to the best of my ability to protect my homes and the people I care about from being downgraded

Comments

[awesomeoutof10]

Can we be best friends.

[maintenancehero]

Um. Excuse me?

[awesomeoutof10]

SO YEAH of course not, that would be weird and creepy because we totally just met.

I'm Scott.

[maintenancehero]

Er. Right. Hello, Scott. Where are you from?

[awesomeoutof10]

Earth. Canada, specifically. The cold part.