teh funn-ay is strong today!

[czochalski]

Question: how many paranoids does it take to change a lightblb?
Answer: WHO WANTS TO KNOW?

Q: How many zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to screw in the lightbulb and one not to screw in the lightbulb.

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q: How

Comments

[burgunder]

But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

This just made me laugh very hard.

I think we should write somebody about this.