Silly J/S Ficlet

[cynthia_arrow]

A little ridiculous smut ficlet for everyone’s possible amusement. Didn’t spend much time on this. It was just my crack!muse showing herself, still deluding herself into thinking that Jack is a dirty motherfucker. You’ve been warned.

Pairing: Jack/Sawyer
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Warning: crack!fic, silly smut, drunk!jack totallystealinguberaeryn

Comments

[dared2dream]

seems like everyone wants a piece of drunk-ass Jack ... and why not?? ... he's absolutely delicious when he's boozy and a hornbucket ... this Jack I can get on board with ... hell, Jack in any form I can get on board with ... I'm foolin' no-one.

how could Sawyer refuse when Jack's totally beggin' for it? ...

and Sawyers "AIMING THE GUN POSE" is sex personified ... never fails to tip me over the edge ... and however morally bankrupt that makes me, I frankly couldn't give a damn ...

you gave us what we want and need ... honest to goodness, well written J/S smut ... it fans the flames of this community and I am, as ever, perpetually grateful.

thanky and hugs ♥

[cynthia_arrow]

hell, Jack in any form I can get on board with ... I'm foolin' no-one.

Amen. I always love Jack, but get him loosened up and horny, and he's so much fun. Thanks so much for reading this.

[uberaeryn]

*squees anyway*

SQUEEEE!

“No.” He giggled, and Sawyer didn’t know if it was a pleasant sound or not. “No. I found,” he said, sitting down, uninvited, “some scotch. Squirreled away. Can you do that when there aren’t any squirrels? I mean, ‘cause there aren’t, are there? I haven’t seen any. Maybe there are the flying kind here, you think? Maybe that’s what makes those weird WOOSHING noises in the jungle when we think the monster’s gonna eat us. Maybe-“

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And then the guns. And teh hot. ZOMG.

O_O

GUNS!

MINEMINEMINEMINE!

*claims fic. and guns. sawyer's and jack's*

I REALLY needed that, the funny and the hot. Thank you very, very much.

[cynthia_arrow]

I'm glad you liked it! I was hoping I'd make you giggle, since you're going through bad stuff. Not that fic will fix things or anything...just wanted to spread the silly.

I can't do wasted!Jack was well as you can, but what the muse wants, the muse gets.

*smooches*, as always

[inthe_parlance]

"Sawyer, I want your gun, the one you’ve been holding in your hands, carrying in the waistband of your jeans."

So sexy! Not just ANY gun, he must have THAT one!

[cynthia_arrow]

Thanks! I'm so glad you liked it, and that you commented.

[cynthia_arrow]

I never mind friends. :)

Thanks for reading and leaving such a nice comment!

[alliecat8]

You write a helluva good drunk Jack. I loved the rambling and the giggling, but I loved it that even when he's shitfaced, he still his same obsessive self. And yes, Jack, that look Sawyer gets when he has a gun in his hands does naughty things to me, too. ;)

[cynthia_arrow]

I have to *squee* at your icon before I can function.

*squee*

Okay. Better. Thanks, dear. I was hoping silly, giggly Jack mixed with obsessive, horny Jack wouldn't be too weird in the same story. I'm glad you liked it.