Silly J/S Ficlet

[cynthia_arrow]

A little ridiculous smut ficlet for everyone’s possible amusement. Didn’t spend much time on this. It was just my crack!muse showing herself, still deluding herself into thinking that Jack is a dirty motherfucker. You’ve been warned.

Pairing: Jack/Sawyer
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Warning: crack!fic, silly smut, drunk!jack totallystealinguberaeryn

Comments

[fosfomifira]

Lovely, lovely hot smut.

“No,” Jack said, latching onto Sawyer’s waist with his hands and pulling himself closer. “I just wanna see them, to know they’re there. Then I want you to fuck me right here on top of them.”
For reasons I probably don't want to explore, that line made me go all guh.

Where did you get "Paco", by the way? Because if it means what it means in my corner of the world, it's pretty funny. :)

[cynthia_arrow]

I have no idea what "Paco" means in your neck of the woods. That's just what Sawyer decided to randomly call Jack.

But I'm glad it was amusing, whatever it was. ;)

[fosfomifira]

In other parts of the Spanish-speaking world it's short for Francisco - like Jim to James -, but down here Paco means "cop". :)

[eponine119]

This was fun. And hot. Loved Jack's description of how Sawyer looks with a gun.

[cynthia_arrow]

Thanks. I'm glad you liked my silly gun porn.

[holycitygirl]

I love Jack all demanding. :) Oh yeah. Of course Sawyer had to give in.

Very hot. Thanks bunches for the image. I'll never look at the guns the same way again.

[cynthia_arrow]

Jack is cute when he's demanding, isn't he? Makes me want to write s/D with Jack in charge.

Thanks for reading and commenting.

[elise_509]

oh, drunk Jack. I love him all liquored up and horny. and bless sawyer for not being able to resist it.

i know fosfomafira already commented on this, but:

“No,” Jack said, latching onto Sawyer’s waist with his hands and pulling himself closer. “I just wanna see them, to know they’re there. Then I want you to fuck me right here on top of them.”

holy hotness.

you should write silly fic more often! this was great. :)

[cynthia_arrow]

I adore horny!Jack right along with you. I swear the man is adorable when he stops saving the world and pays attention to his libido. (Even in a scene where he's just flirting with Kate.)

But, good Lord, don't encourage my silly smut writing. The crack will eat my brain!

Thanks. :)

[_noa]

Oh that was too cute and so silly! Loved it! And yum. Can I have a drunk Jack too? :D

[cynthia_arrow]

Everyone should have their own cute drunk Jack. :)

Thanks for reading and commenting.