Do not read this...

[cynicalpirate]

This is just to check if my layout is working properly. Ignore it, I'll delete it soon.

*erases all memory of this post with high-tech memory eraser*

Better now?

Comments

[minnow_53]

I promised I'd comment if this hadn't imploded/self-destructed within the next 4 hours!

Hi, CP. Happy New Year. Where is Part III? Some of us are waiting for it, you know! ^_^

[cynicalpirate]

Part III is up! It's awful and un-beta'd, but it's up. So no need to wait any longer! *grin*

Happy New Year! I hope your 2005 is fruitful, and vegetableful, and, if you're not a vegetarian, uncomtaminatedmeatful.

And oops, I can't delete this now it has comments! Beautiful, beautiful comments. More precioius than gold!

[kat_scratches]

So, um, is your layout working?

[cynicalpirate]

No, unfortunately. I've just picked out something random, but if my computer ever gets off its arse and decides to co-operate, then it should change.

*tuts at uppity machines*

[scoradh]

SBP!

Okay, I just wanted to check out the layout.

[cynicalpirate]

The layout is nonexistent, unfortunately. Much like your short term memory.

*flashes high-tech light in your face*

[scoradh]

The light! It burns, precioussssssssssss!

[scoradh]

Hallucenogenic.

[cynicalpirate]

I really should've used the Obliviate, it would've been so much easier...

[scoradh]

I think you need something stronger. Like Avada Kedavra, or arsenic.

DEFIANCE!

[gabbysun]

HA!

HOMOCIDE!

[cynicalpirate]

*feeds arsenic*

Re: HOMOCIDE!

[gabbysun]

OMG I LOVE THE TASTE OF DEATH IN THE MORNING!