cyberstalker212

HEY LOOK I'M POSTING!!!

cyberstalker212 Nov 05, 2005 20:33

Whoop de fucking doo! Does anybody even use livejerkoff anymore?

I walked into an apartment building today and tool the elevator to the 12th floor. I started trying to open various doors, walked inside the first apartment that wasn't locked and came across a woman in a wheelchair. I told her my name was 'Guido' and I was here to administer physical therapy. She bitched that the last guy wasn't very personable ( Read more... )

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Something thingy Tokage made

cyberstalker212 Nov 19, 2004 23:29

grumble

cyberstalker212 Oct 28, 2004 14:58

I am hungry.

THERE'S YOUR UPDATE YOU FUCKING VULTURES! IT'S LIKE A WINDOW INTO MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL!

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Ususally don't do these but....

cyberstalker212 Sep 17, 2004 16:20

At least it got Tokage right...

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Obligatory update

cyberstalker212 Sep 15, 2004 11:22

Haven't killed anybody in a while. Hurricane Ivan is taking care of that for me.

HAR HAR HAR

SO LONG NEW ORLEANS YOU FUCKING VOODOO FAGGOTS!

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cyberstalker212 Aug 19, 2004 15:40

Holy fuck I still have one of these things? I thought a bunch of pissy little Limeys were gonna report me and get me banned?

For Daryl

cyberstalker212 Jun 29, 2004 13:27

Found a button for ya, buddy!

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Picture quickie!

cyberstalker212 Jun 11, 2004 11:39

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I hate it when this happens.....

cyberstalker212 Jun 07, 2004 12:02

I was fast asleep about 5AM today and I heard this HUGE crash from the basement. I jump out of bed and run down stairs, and the large chest freezer is tipped onto it's side with the lid jammed up against the wall. It took a little work to get it uprighted, but when I did, I opened it and yelled at the broad inside. Apparently she had been ( Read more... )