i definitely should have submitted this to polyglot

[cwazylauren]

In eighth grade we had to do this assignment about our family and one of the parts of it was to write a projected biography. I just found mine and... its the sweetest thing ever. So I thought that I would share it. Trust me it's good

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haha

[murvee]

that was the coolest bio ever. i liked the part about how you went to Anarctica for your honeymoon

i think i am psycotic

[cwazylauren]

i like the part where i die saving a sheep from drowning. come on what the hell is that?