i definitely should have submitted this to polyglot
In eighth grade we had to do this assignment about our family and one of the parts of it was to write a projected biography. I just found mine and... its the sweetest thing ever. So I thought that I would share it. Trust me it's good.
Lauren Elizabeth Cassidy was born November 22, 1985. She was born at the OHSU hospital in Portland, Oregon at 3:20 AM. She weighed 8 pounds 2 ounces and was 20 inches tall. She went to Oregon Episcopal School for Kindergarten through eighth grade. After she graducated from high school, she went to the best college in the world.
After she graduated from college, she moved to Sydney, Australia where she met her husband Travis Smith. They were married two years after they met in Brisbane, Australia. After they were married they took their honeymoon in Antarctica. They had a fabulous time. Travis died two weeks after they got back from their honeymoon. Lauren was pregnant, though, and gave birth to twins on July 18th at 5:00 AM. She named them Travis and Kaitlyn. After the twins were born, Lauren decided to give sheep farming a go and so she decided to move to Ireland.
While she was living in Ireland she met a guy named Johnny. They were married for the next 52 years. While they were married they had four children. Mary, Amanda, Nathan, and Charlie. They all lived in a giant farmhouse inthe country along with Travis and Kaitlyn. When Lauren was 87 she drowned in the lake trying to save a sheep that had wandered into the water (the sheep survived). Johnny died two years later on his way out to feed the sheep.
All their kids had moved out years earlier to nearby houses so they could visit their parents, but after they died all the kids moved out of Ireland. Mary, Amanda, and Nathan moved back to the US. Mary moved to Pennsylvania, Amanda moved to Texas, and Nathan moved to Washington. Ravis, Kaitlyn, and Charlie moved back to Sydney, Australia. All of their kids eventually got married and had children and eventually Charlie came back to the US and lived there for the rest of his life.
Now that I think about it a lot of my stories in middle school involved dying. And nobody ever died normally. everyone always died in some bizarre way. i think i was sort of crazy in middle school. also not sure if i would classify university of rochester as the best college in the world even though its pretty tight. so if that part of the story isn't accurate i don't know how much of the rest of the story will come true.
wow i was cool.
Lauren Elizabeth Cassidy was born November 22, 1985. She was born at the OHSU hospital in Portland, Oregon at 3:20 AM. She weighed 8 pounds 2 ounces and was 20 inches tall. She went to Oregon Episcopal School for Kindergarten through eighth grade. After she graducated from high school, she went to the best college in the world.
After she graduated from college, she moved to Sydney, Australia where she met her husband Travis Smith. They were married two years after they met in Brisbane, Australia. After they were married they took their honeymoon in Antarctica. They had a fabulous time. Travis died two weeks after they got back from their honeymoon. Lauren was pregnant, though, and gave birth to twins on July 18th at 5:00 AM. She named them Travis and Kaitlyn. After the twins were born, Lauren decided to give sheep farming a go and so she decided to move to Ireland.
While she was living in Ireland she met a guy named Johnny. They were married for the next 52 years. While they were married they had four children. Mary, Amanda, Nathan, and Charlie. They all lived in a giant farmhouse inthe country along with Travis and Kaitlyn. When Lauren was 87 she drowned in the lake trying to save a sheep that had wandered into the water (the sheep survived). Johnny died two years later on his way out to feed the sheep.
All their kids had moved out years earlier to nearby houses so they could visit their parents, but after they died all the kids moved out of Ireland. Mary, Amanda, and Nathan moved back to the US. Mary moved to Pennsylvania, Amanda moved to Texas, and Nathan moved to Washington. Ravis, Kaitlyn, and Charlie moved back to Sydney, Australia. All of their kids eventually got married and had children and eventually Charlie came back to the US and lived there for the rest of his life.
Now that I think about it a lot of my stories in middle school involved dying. And nobody ever died normally. everyone always died in some bizarre way. i think i was sort of crazy in middle school. also not sure if i would classify university of rochester as the best college in the world even though its pretty tight. so if that part of the story isn't accurate i don't know how much of the rest of the story will come true.
wow i was cool.