Bad Boy (나쁜 남자) - Chapter 2
Title : Bad Boy ( 나쁜 남자 )
Pairing : JunChun / YooSu
Others: Yunho, Jaejoong, Changmin, Suzy, and more..
Length: Chaptered
Rating: G
Genre: Humor, Slight Angst, Romance
Summary: All Yoochun wanted to do was graduate from university peacefully… and all Junsu wanted to do was ruin it.
Chapters: Prologue 1 2
Chapter 2: Getting to know you
What do you mean great? This is a disaster!! Yoochun thought to himself, feeling as if he had just lost ten years of his life just by imagining how life would be for him from now on with Junsu living under the same roof as him.
Thankfully, he wasn’t the only one who felt that way.
“Jae, you didn’t tell me that we’d be living with that… that… guy!!” Junsu said, pointing at Yoochun and looking at his older brother in despair.
“What’s wrong with living with him? Isn’t he the guy you-“ Jaejoong stopped what he was about to say and put a hand to his mouth.
“Huh?”
“Um, I meant to say, isn’t he… your classmate?” Jaejoong said, trying to sound nonchalant but looking a little bit off, for reasons unknown.
“I… I don’t have such a classmate!! Neither do I want to see his face day in and day out!!” Junsu protested, looking as if he was on the verge of stomping his feet and throwing a tantrum, just like a little kid.
“Aww… your little brother is so cute, Joongie-ah! Don’t worry, our Chunnie is a super friendly guy, so there’s no need to be shy! Actually, since the both of you are so shy, it’ll really work out, just like we planned, right Joongie?” Yunho said, giving Jaejoong a flirtatious wink.
Chuckling, Jaejoong nodded, which only caused Yoochun’s eyes to widen in disbelief and Junsu to glare at his older brother, looking as if he was on the verge of jumping the beautiful blond.
Shy? Oh my God, hyung… Not only do you have a doofy smile, you have a stupefied brain as well!! How in the world is that Kim Junsu SHY? Try mean, cruel, sexy, charismatic and an irresistible sadist! Yoochun thought to himself.
“Su, remember your promise to me that you would at least give it a try? Hmm?” Jaejoong reminded his younger brother, patting him on the head gently but with a hint of warning in his voice that meant ‘if you dare embarrass me in front of Yunho and Yoochun by disagreeing to co-operate, you will suffer the circumstances later’.
Junsu shuddered as a cold chill ran down his spine with his brother’s deathlike glare and voice.
Even though the blond was smiling, Junsu could tell it was strained and was just for show, because behind it all was a dangerous panther who was just waiting to pounce on him and KO him in less than a second (just like those freaky fighters in Street Fighter, which, if you have never played before, YOU ARE MISSING OUT. Seriously. It’s that much fun. Go try it out. After you finish reading this, of course.)
So it left him no choice but to mumble an unhappy “fine” and continue to lug Jaejoong’s heavy suitcases up the stairs.
Oblivious to all of this, Yunho smiled with his hands on his hips, looking as if he had just won the lottery.
“Oh, this is going to be so much fun! It’s been so long since our house has had this much people! Omo! It’s almost as if we’re like a real family!”
Yoochun and Junsu both winced at Yunho’s words, wondering how he could be so optimistic about the horrible fate that had fallen upon all of them.
Jaejoong, however, surprised them both by giggling in agreement and saying to Yunho, “Yes, the same goes for us… So please take good care of my brother and I. We shall put our life in your hands for the next few months or so.”
“O-Of course!” Yunho said extremely cheerfully whilst blushing. “I’ll do my absolute best to take the goodest care of you and your younger brother! No problem there!”
Oh God… Yoochun thought to himself, too embarrassed and disgusted by his brother’s words to even correct his improper grammar. (But honestly, goodest is a very good word… I mean, haven’t you all used it before? It’s definitely up there in my dictionary… along with awesomest and superduperfantabulous!! :D)
Turning towards Yoochun, Yunho put on his doofy smile and nudged his younger brother, saying, “Isn’t that right, Chunnie-ah? Aww… why are you so quiet? Are you acting all shy too?”
Rolling his eyes, Yoochun said in a gloomy voice, “I’m going to my room.”
Taken aback by Yoochun’s not-so-enthusiastic response, Yunho said, “What? Why?!! You should stay out here… with Joongie and SuSu!”
“Um, no thanks.” Yoochun said, turning around quickly and wondering who the hell was SuSu, because if his older brother was referring to Kim Junsu, the guy seriously needed his head checked because there was no way in hell that that guy was a ‘SuSu’.
“Bu-but we were just going to have some tea and cookies and chat in the living room!!” Yunho called out, the rest of his ‘welcome the Kim brother’ plans cut off by Yoochun shutting his door.
Flopping tiredly onto his bed, Yoochun let out a big sigh.
Why is this happening to me? Of all the luck… I just had to have Kim Junsu live with me! I mean… even though I’ll get to see him more often… and perhaps ‘by mistake’ bump into him when he is coming out of the shower… this does not change the fact that I’ll be bullied to death and terribly hated whenever I’m near him!! ERGH!!
“JAE!! Where is that Ho guy? I need to ask him where the plugs are so I can plug in my laptop!! And does he have wireless here?!” Junsu’s voice came from outside.
“YA!! Don’t yell at me like that! And where are your manners? How can you call Yunnie ‘that Ho guy’!! Do you need a spanking?!! Huh?!!” Jaejoong shouted back.
“Wa-I’m… I’m not a kid anymore!! And… and I never get spanked, what are you talking about?!!” Junsu yelled back with a hint of embarrassment in his voice.
Yoochun giggled into his pillow upon overhearing this conversation, feeling slightly lightened from his misery as he had no idea that there existed such a cute side to Junsu.
Wait, did I just think he was cute? The Kim Junsu? Cute? Yoochun thought to himself, feeling his own forehead to see if his brother had spread his stupidness to him.
“JAE!!!!”
“Chunnie-ah!! Can you help SuSu out? I’m in the kitchen making the tea and putting out the cookies with Joongie!!” Yunho yelled out, sounding slightly out of breath, as if he were fighting with a tiger in the kitchen instead of doing something as simple as putting cookies out on a tray.
“Ergh… Can’t he do it himself? I mean, how hard is it to find a darn plug?” Yoochun grumbled, but found himself feeling slightly exhilarated at the thought of being able to perhaps ‘talk’ to Junsu.
Knocking on the door and entering when he heard Junsu shout a rather rude ‘come in already’, Yoochun was shocked to see certain things that he had never even imagined would exist within the school idol’s room.
The first thing that caught Yoochun’s attention was the baby blue (rather fluffy) blanket that was laid out on the bed, complete with cute yellow duckies and small hearts.
Then his eyes fell upon the larger-than-normal dolphin that was resting on a super soft looking pillow that had teddy bears on it.
But the one thing that stood out above it all was Junsu’s superfantasticlydelicious bottom, which was sticking up in the air, as if daring Yoochun to smack it.
Gulping, it took all of Yoochun’s willpower to control himself from giving into his hormonal instincts, grabbing onto the dolphin plushie that was nearby instead and giving it an (unsatisfactory) squeeze.
“Hey, Ho, so where are those darn plugs? I’ve been moving these cupboards and such around but I still can’t find-“ Junsu got up from his position and turned around, surprised to see that the man in his room wasn’t the one he had been expecting.
They were both speechless for about a second (but it seemed like an eternity), staring at each other with their mouths opened.
Junsu finally broke the silence when his eyes fell on the object held tightly in Yoochun’s hands.
“Y-Ya!! What are you doing? Give it back!!” Junsu yelled out, a hint of red creeping onto his face as he swiped the plushie out of Yoochun’s hands. “A-And who gave you permission to come in here? Huh? Even though this is your house, you should still knock before you come into someone’s room!”
Closing his mouth, Yoochun gulped again and finally said quietly, “I did… and you told me to come in…”
“Yeah… well, I thought it was the Ho…”
Looking up at Yoochun, something suddenly crossed his mind and Junsu’s eyes immediately turned steel cold as he threw the plushie onto the bed and grabbed a fistful of the man’s collar, pulling him upwards with unbelievable power (which for a small guy, is pretty impressive. I guess it’s all that duckbutt power coming from the lower half of his body. Buahaha…)
“You. Listen, you better not tell anyone about what you saw in here today, got that? Cuz if you do, I’m gonna fry your skinny little ass for breakfast… And trust me, there will be nothing left of it… absolutely nothing.”
Junsu breathed into Yoochun’s face, making the man shiver in fear (or was it delight?)
Yoochun was so shocked by their close proximity that he was momentarily frozen, the only thought that went through his brain was: Oh my God, am I dreaming? Because there is no way that Kim Junsu’s face could be this close to mine! Dear Lord, if this is really a dream, then it must be totally okay for me to just lean forward and kiss those heavenly plump lips that I have had so many sexual fantasies about, right??!! Right??!!
Not getting a response from the skinny man, Junsu gave Yoochun a shake and said, “Ya!! Are you deaf or something? Do you think that now you know my little secret obsession with cute things, I’m gonna become your slave? Huh?!”
Although Junsu was clearly threatening him, the only thing that registered within Yoochun’s brain was: “I’m gonna become your slave”.
He… he wants to become my slave… Kim Junsu, the ever sexy, unreachable guy is going to become my slave!! I can make him dress up in a waiter’s outfit… with only the apron on and nothing else… serving me grapes… using his mouth… or in a kitty costume… where I can play with his ‘tail’… Oh my beloved God from above… thank you… thank you… Yoochun thought to himself, already conjuring up numerous possibilities in his head.
“YA!!”
Snapping out of his lust filled daydreams, Yoochun looked into Junsu’s menacing eyes and said the first thing that came to mind.
“Y-Yes.”
Raising an eyebrow, Junsu said, “Yes?”
Gulping, Yoochun shook his head and said, “Um, I mean, n-no?”
Now, I’m pretty sure everyone has experienced those times when you don’t hear what others are saying because you are either: A) Zoning out (due to the super lame, long winded story that your friend just had to make you listen to) or B) Fantasizing about some uber smexy person.
Or perhaps you are C) One of those people who are just learning a certain language and don’t know how to say anything else besides yes and no.
Either way, when ‘yes’ or ‘no’ is not the answer, the best follow up answer to that is…
“Uh… maybe?”
“YA! Were you even listening to what I was saying? What do you mean, maybe? So you’re actually thinking of telling others about my secret hobby?!! Do you have a death wish or something?!” Junsu asked Yoochun, shaking the man violently.
“Oh… Oh! Of… of course not! I… I’m not going to tell anyone… about this… I swear…”
“Good.” Junsu said, releasing his killer grip on Yoochun’s collar and allowing the man to finally breathe again.
I’ll definitely take this secret to my grave… because then I’ll be the only one who knows how cute Kim Junsu is… Yoochun thought to himself happily, a smile lighting up his face.
Seeing the odd smile on Yoochun’s face, Junsu furrowed his eyebrows in suspicion.
“You better not try anything sneaky, because I can see right through you… if you dare to go behind my back and tell others, I’ll make sure your life will be a living hell.”
“Um, sure…”
As if it isn’t already…
“And also, don’t tell others that we’re living together… otherwise it’ll create a lot of trouble for you-“
Junsu paused, then shook his head and rephrased what he was saying.
“I mean, me. It’ll cause me a lot of trouble. Got that?”
“Uh… yes, I’ll… I’ll remember that… so, um, do you still need me to help you find that plug?”
“Oh. Right. Yeah. You do that.”
Yoochun let out a loud sigh, his shoulders finally relaxing with a close his door, sitting himself down in his swiveling chair.
Never in his life had he felt so tense… and over something as trivial as trying to help someone find an electric plug!
Well, not exactly, but that was the main reason he had gone into Junsu’s room… and (so luckily) found out about his cute obsession… and had all those wonderful fantasies…
Suddenly remembering all the ideas that he had conjured up on the spot when Junsu was threatening him,
Yoochun immediately pounced on his laptop, fingers typing frantically as he spilled them all out onto the blank Word document.
Now, my dear readers, I know what most of you are thinking.
“Why doesn’t Yoochun write about himself being Junsu’s boyfriend in his fanfiction, in which Junsu takes on the role as the Uke and he himself as the Seme?”
Well, trust me, he has tried.
But every time he starts writing it and imagining it in his mind, his fantasies go berserk and he ends up feeling extremely uncomfortable with Yoochun Jr. hard and hot between his legs.
This then results in Yoochun having to remove his hands from the computer to put them into his pants and relieve himself.
Which then results in him dirtying his hands (as well as his boxers. Yes, he wears boxers because he thinks that briefs are made for women. Honestly, why do men have to wear such tight undergarments? It gets in the way of things, if you know what I mean.).
So, in conclusion, Yoochun finds it much easier to write about his brother (who totally fits the Seme role. Well, that is, if he doesn’t open up his mouth and say ridiculously doofy things) and Junsu because it saves him the time of having to go the washroom to clean himself up and change into a fresh new pair of boxers every single time he writes a smut scene.
The whole house was quiet except for the soft giggles of two certain people in the kitchen, the rapid tap-tattering of the computer keys and an excited click of a mouse.
“Chunnie-ah, Joongie and I will be coming home a little late tonight, so you and SuSu can eat dinner first.”
Yoochun looked up from his piece of toast, slightly startled by the unexpected news and almost choking on his breakfast.
Looking over at Jaejoong, who was putting on a beautiful pearl colored long cardigan, Yunho added in a lovey-dovey voice, “Dinner is in the fridge, a yummy selection of four dishes and beef soup, made by the wonderful chef Joongie, so all you guys have to do is microwave it, okay?”
Upon hearing Yunho’s compliment, Jaejoong smiled, a hint of Sakura pink sprinkled across his cheeks as he smacked the man on the arm in embarrassment.
“Don’t say such things, otherwise I’ll get cocky…”
With a doofy smile on his face (which appeared more and more often when Jaejoong was around), Yunho looked down at Jaejoong and said softly, “You have every right to be cocky, Joongie-ah~”
Yoochun immediately spat out the orange juice he had been drinking, coughing uncontrollably at the goosebump-worthy words that had come out of his older brother’s mouth.
Although he had to admit that he had written quite a few fanfictions in which the main character says the same thing to his lover, never had he heard it spoken aloud… and by his brother, on top of all things.
Oblivious to Yoochun’s reaction, Jaejoong giggled and smacked Yunho in the arm again.
“Ya… you… do you think I’m a teenage girl or something? Hitting on me like that…”
“No, you’re more beautiful than any teenage girl I’ve ever seen.”
Shuddering at the shameless pick up line, Yoochun hurriedly grabbed his backpack and shoved his feet into his shoes.
Man, I better get out of here before I hurl out my entire breakfast… Yoochun thought to himself, putting on his jacket.
Snapping out of their little world, Jaejoong said, “Oh, Chunnie-ah, don’t forget your lunch!”
“Oh.” Yoochun turned around in surprise as Jaejoong handed him two bentos.
Due to Yunho’s bad cooking, Yoochun had always been buying his lunches in the school cafeteria, so this was quite a surprising change for him, to be able to actually eat something nutritious and made by an angel too.
“Um, thanks… but I don’t really eat that much…” Yoochun said in embarrassment.
“Oh!” Jaejoong chuckled as realization hit him. “Actually, one of those boxes is for Junsu.”
“J-Junsu?”
That’s right… I didn’t see him come out for breakfast this morning…
Nodding, Jaejoong said, “He left the house early for soccer practice… and I was just making his lunch at that time… so would you so kindly help me give him his lunch?”
“Of course, he will! Our Chunnie is the sweetest guy ever! And after yesterday, they seem to have gotten quite close, isn’t that right, Chunnie-ah?” Yunho said with a proud look on his face, as if he were talking about his son who had just won a grand award for something incredible.
Yoochun gulped, unable to say anything.
Taking that as a yes, Jaejoong smiled beautifully and said, “Thanks Chunnie-ah~”
“Have fun at school!” Yunho said from beside the blond, waving at his younger brother and totally oblivious to the look of absolute horror pasted on his face.
As Yoochun closed the door, a dreadful feeling hit him straight in the gut.
Have fun? I’m going to have anything but ‘fun’… and what the hell am I supposed to do with this bento box??!! I can’t give him his lunch!!! If I do, everyone will know… and they’ll start questioning things… ERGH!! Why me? Why ME?!!
This worry bothered Yoochun on his whole trip to school, Junsu’s menacing voice stuck on repeat in his head, saying that he was going to fry his skinny little ass.
( Chapter 3 )
Pairing : JunChun / YooSu
Others: Yunho, Jaejoong, Changmin, Suzy, and more..
Length: Chaptered
Rating: G
Genre: Humor, Slight Angst, Romance
Summary: All Yoochun wanted to do was graduate from university peacefully… and all Junsu wanted to do was ruin it.
Chapters: Prologue 1 2
Chapter 2: Getting to know you
What do you mean great? This is a disaster!! Yoochun thought to himself, feeling as if he had just lost ten years of his life just by imagining how life would be for him from now on with Junsu living under the same roof as him.
Thankfully, he wasn’t the only one who felt that way.
“Jae, you didn’t tell me that we’d be living with that… that… guy!!” Junsu said, pointing at Yoochun and looking at his older brother in despair.
“What’s wrong with living with him? Isn’t he the guy you-“ Jaejoong stopped what he was about to say and put a hand to his mouth.
“Huh?”
“Um, I meant to say, isn’t he… your classmate?” Jaejoong said, trying to sound nonchalant but looking a little bit off, for reasons unknown.
“I… I don’t have such a classmate!! Neither do I want to see his face day in and day out!!” Junsu protested, looking as if he was on the verge of stomping his feet and throwing a tantrum, just like a little kid.
“Aww… your little brother is so cute, Joongie-ah! Don’t worry, our Chunnie is a super friendly guy, so there’s no need to be shy! Actually, since the both of you are so shy, it’ll really work out, just like we planned, right Joongie?” Yunho said, giving Jaejoong a flirtatious wink.
Chuckling, Jaejoong nodded, which only caused Yoochun’s eyes to widen in disbelief and Junsu to glare at his older brother, looking as if he was on the verge of jumping the beautiful blond.
Shy? Oh my God, hyung… Not only do you have a doofy smile, you have a stupefied brain as well!! How in the world is that Kim Junsu SHY? Try mean, cruel, sexy, charismatic and an irresistible sadist! Yoochun thought to himself.
“Su, remember your promise to me that you would at least give it a try? Hmm?” Jaejoong reminded his younger brother, patting him on the head gently but with a hint of warning in his voice that meant ‘if you dare embarrass me in front of Yunho and Yoochun by disagreeing to co-operate, you will suffer the circumstances later’.
Junsu shuddered as a cold chill ran down his spine with his brother’s deathlike glare and voice.
Even though the blond was smiling, Junsu could tell it was strained and was just for show, because behind it all was a dangerous panther who was just waiting to pounce on him and KO him in less than a second (just like those freaky fighters in Street Fighter, which, if you have never played before, YOU ARE MISSING OUT. Seriously. It’s that much fun. Go try it out. After you finish reading this, of course.)
So it left him no choice but to mumble an unhappy “fine” and continue to lug Jaejoong’s heavy suitcases up the stairs.
Oblivious to all of this, Yunho smiled with his hands on his hips, looking as if he had just won the lottery.
“Oh, this is going to be so much fun! It’s been so long since our house has had this much people! Omo! It’s almost as if we’re like a real family!”
Yoochun and Junsu both winced at Yunho’s words, wondering how he could be so optimistic about the horrible fate that had fallen upon all of them.
Jaejoong, however, surprised them both by giggling in agreement and saying to Yunho, “Yes, the same goes for us… So please take good care of my brother and I. We shall put our life in your hands for the next few months or so.”
“O-Of course!” Yunho said extremely cheerfully whilst blushing. “I’ll do my absolute best to take the goodest care of you and your younger brother! No problem there!”
Oh God… Yoochun thought to himself, too embarrassed and disgusted by his brother’s words to even correct his improper grammar. (But honestly, goodest is a very good word… I mean, haven’t you all used it before? It’s definitely up there in my dictionary… along with awesomest and superduperfantabulous!! :D)
Turning towards Yoochun, Yunho put on his doofy smile and nudged his younger brother, saying, “Isn’t that right, Chunnie-ah? Aww… why are you so quiet? Are you acting all shy too?”
Rolling his eyes, Yoochun said in a gloomy voice, “I’m going to my room.”
Taken aback by Yoochun’s not-so-enthusiastic response, Yunho said, “What? Why?!! You should stay out here… with Joongie and SuSu!”
“Um, no thanks.” Yoochun said, turning around quickly and wondering who the hell was SuSu, because if his older brother was referring to Kim Junsu, the guy seriously needed his head checked because there was no way in hell that that guy was a ‘SuSu’.
“Bu-but we were just going to have some tea and cookies and chat in the living room!!” Yunho called out, the rest of his ‘welcome the Kim brother’ plans cut off by Yoochun shutting his door.
Flopping tiredly onto his bed, Yoochun let out a big sigh.
Why is this happening to me? Of all the luck… I just had to have Kim Junsu live with me! I mean… even though I’ll get to see him more often… and perhaps ‘by mistake’ bump into him when he is coming out of the shower… this does not change the fact that I’ll be bullied to death and terribly hated whenever I’m near him!! ERGH!!
“JAE!! Where is that Ho guy? I need to ask him where the plugs are so I can plug in my laptop!! And does he have wireless here?!” Junsu’s voice came from outside.
“YA!! Don’t yell at me like that! And where are your manners? How can you call Yunnie ‘that Ho guy’!! Do you need a spanking?!! Huh?!!” Jaejoong shouted back.
“Wa-I’m… I’m not a kid anymore!! And… and I never get spanked, what are you talking about?!!” Junsu yelled back with a hint of embarrassment in his voice.
Yoochun giggled into his pillow upon overhearing this conversation, feeling slightly lightened from his misery as he had no idea that there existed such a cute side to Junsu.
Wait, did I just think he was cute? The Kim Junsu? Cute? Yoochun thought to himself, feeling his own forehead to see if his brother had spread his stupidness to him.
“JAE!!!!”
“Chunnie-ah!! Can you help SuSu out? I’m in the kitchen making the tea and putting out the cookies with Joongie!!” Yunho yelled out, sounding slightly out of breath, as if he were fighting with a tiger in the kitchen instead of doing something as simple as putting cookies out on a tray.
“Ergh… Can’t he do it himself? I mean, how hard is it to find a darn plug?” Yoochun grumbled, but found himself feeling slightly exhilarated at the thought of being able to perhaps ‘talk’ to Junsu.
Knocking on the door and entering when he heard Junsu shout a rather rude ‘come in already’, Yoochun was shocked to see certain things that he had never even imagined would exist within the school idol’s room.
The first thing that caught Yoochun’s attention was the baby blue (rather fluffy) blanket that was laid out on the bed, complete with cute yellow duckies and small hearts.
Then his eyes fell upon the larger-than-normal dolphin that was resting on a super soft looking pillow that had teddy bears on it.
But the one thing that stood out above it all was Junsu’s superfantasticlydelicious bottom, which was sticking up in the air, as if daring Yoochun to smack it.
Gulping, it took all of Yoochun’s willpower to control himself from giving into his hormonal instincts, grabbing onto the dolphin plushie that was nearby instead and giving it an (unsatisfactory) squeeze.
“Hey, Ho, so where are those darn plugs? I’ve been moving these cupboards and such around but I still can’t find-“ Junsu got up from his position and turned around, surprised to see that the man in his room wasn’t the one he had been expecting.
They were both speechless for about a second (but it seemed like an eternity), staring at each other with their mouths opened.
Junsu finally broke the silence when his eyes fell on the object held tightly in Yoochun’s hands.
“Y-Ya!! What are you doing? Give it back!!” Junsu yelled out, a hint of red creeping onto his face as he swiped the plushie out of Yoochun’s hands. “A-And who gave you permission to come in here? Huh? Even though this is your house, you should still knock before you come into someone’s room!”
Closing his mouth, Yoochun gulped again and finally said quietly, “I did… and you told me to come in…”
“Yeah… well, I thought it was the Ho…”
Looking up at Yoochun, something suddenly crossed his mind and Junsu’s eyes immediately turned steel cold as he threw the plushie onto the bed and grabbed a fistful of the man’s collar, pulling him upwards with unbelievable power (which for a small guy, is pretty impressive. I guess it’s all that duckbutt power coming from the lower half of his body. Buahaha…)
“You. Listen, you better not tell anyone about what you saw in here today, got that? Cuz if you do, I’m gonna fry your skinny little ass for breakfast… And trust me, there will be nothing left of it… absolutely nothing.”
Junsu breathed into Yoochun’s face, making the man shiver in fear (or was it delight?)
Yoochun was so shocked by their close proximity that he was momentarily frozen, the only thought that went through his brain was: Oh my God, am I dreaming? Because there is no way that Kim Junsu’s face could be this close to mine! Dear Lord, if this is really a dream, then it must be totally okay for me to just lean forward and kiss those heavenly plump lips that I have had so many sexual fantasies about, right??!! Right??!!
Not getting a response from the skinny man, Junsu gave Yoochun a shake and said, “Ya!! Are you deaf or something? Do you think that now you know my little secret obsession with cute things, I’m gonna become your slave? Huh?!”
Although Junsu was clearly threatening him, the only thing that registered within Yoochun’s brain was: “I’m gonna become your slave”.
He… he wants to become my slave… Kim Junsu, the ever sexy, unreachable guy is going to become my slave!! I can make him dress up in a waiter’s outfit… with only the apron on and nothing else… serving me grapes… using his mouth… or in a kitty costume… where I can play with his ‘tail’… Oh my beloved God from above… thank you… thank you… Yoochun thought to himself, already conjuring up numerous possibilities in his head.
“YA!!”
Snapping out of his lust filled daydreams, Yoochun looked into Junsu’s menacing eyes and said the first thing that came to mind.
“Y-Yes.”
Raising an eyebrow, Junsu said, “Yes?”
Gulping, Yoochun shook his head and said, “Um, I mean, n-no?”
Now, I’m pretty sure everyone has experienced those times when you don’t hear what others are saying because you are either: A) Zoning out (due to the super lame, long winded story that your friend just had to make you listen to) or B) Fantasizing about some uber smexy person.
Or perhaps you are C) One of those people who are just learning a certain language and don’t know how to say anything else besides yes and no.
Either way, when ‘yes’ or ‘no’ is not the answer, the best follow up answer to that is…
“Uh… maybe?”
“YA! Were you even listening to what I was saying? What do you mean, maybe? So you’re actually thinking of telling others about my secret hobby?!! Do you have a death wish or something?!” Junsu asked Yoochun, shaking the man violently.
“Oh… Oh! Of… of course not! I… I’m not going to tell anyone… about this… I swear…”
“Good.” Junsu said, releasing his killer grip on Yoochun’s collar and allowing the man to finally breathe again.
I’ll definitely take this secret to my grave… because then I’ll be the only one who knows how cute Kim Junsu is… Yoochun thought to himself happily, a smile lighting up his face.
Seeing the odd smile on Yoochun’s face, Junsu furrowed his eyebrows in suspicion.
“You better not try anything sneaky, because I can see right through you… if you dare to go behind my back and tell others, I’ll make sure your life will be a living hell.”
“Um, sure…”
As if it isn’t already…
“And also, don’t tell others that we’re living together… otherwise it’ll create a lot of trouble for you-“
Junsu paused, then shook his head and rephrased what he was saying.
“I mean, me. It’ll cause me a lot of trouble. Got that?”
“Uh… yes, I’ll… I’ll remember that… so, um, do you still need me to help you find that plug?”
“Oh. Right. Yeah. You do that.”
Yoochun let out a loud sigh, his shoulders finally relaxing with a close his door, sitting himself down in his swiveling chair.
Never in his life had he felt so tense… and over something as trivial as trying to help someone find an electric plug!
Well, not exactly, but that was the main reason he had gone into Junsu’s room… and (so luckily) found out about his cute obsession… and had all those wonderful fantasies…
Suddenly remembering all the ideas that he had conjured up on the spot when Junsu was threatening him,
Yoochun immediately pounced on his laptop, fingers typing frantically as he spilled them all out onto the blank Word document.
Now, my dear readers, I know what most of you are thinking.
“Why doesn’t Yoochun write about himself being Junsu’s boyfriend in his fanfiction, in which Junsu takes on the role as the Uke and he himself as the Seme?”
Well, trust me, he has tried.
But every time he starts writing it and imagining it in his mind, his fantasies go berserk and he ends up feeling extremely uncomfortable with Yoochun Jr. hard and hot between his legs.
This then results in Yoochun having to remove his hands from the computer to put them into his pants and relieve himself.
Which then results in him dirtying his hands (as well as his boxers. Yes, he wears boxers because he thinks that briefs are made for women. Honestly, why do men have to wear such tight undergarments? It gets in the way of things, if you know what I mean.).
So, in conclusion, Yoochun finds it much easier to write about his brother (who totally fits the Seme role. Well, that is, if he doesn’t open up his mouth and say ridiculously doofy things) and Junsu because it saves him the time of having to go the washroom to clean himself up and change into a fresh new pair of boxers every single time he writes a smut scene.
The whole house was quiet except for the soft giggles of two certain people in the kitchen, the rapid tap-tattering of the computer keys and an excited click of a mouse.
“Chunnie-ah, Joongie and I will be coming home a little late tonight, so you and SuSu can eat dinner first.”
Yoochun looked up from his piece of toast, slightly startled by the unexpected news and almost choking on his breakfast.
Looking over at Jaejoong, who was putting on a beautiful pearl colored long cardigan, Yunho added in a lovey-dovey voice, “Dinner is in the fridge, a yummy selection of four dishes and beef soup, made by the wonderful chef Joongie, so all you guys have to do is microwave it, okay?”
Upon hearing Yunho’s compliment, Jaejoong smiled, a hint of Sakura pink sprinkled across his cheeks as he smacked the man on the arm in embarrassment.
“Don’t say such things, otherwise I’ll get cocky…”
With a doofy smile on his face (which appeared more and more often when Jaejoong was around), Yunho looked down at Jaejoong and said softly, “You have every right to be cocky, Joongie-ah~”
Yoochun immediately spat out the orange juice he had been drinking, coughing uncontrollably at the goosebump-worthy words that had come out of his older brother’s mouth.
Although he had to admit that he had written quite a few fanfictions in which the main character says the same thing to his lover, never had he heard it spoken aloud… and by his brother, on top of all things.
Oblivious to Yoochun’s reaction, Jaejoong giggled and smacked Yunho in the arm again.
“Ya… you… do you think I’m a teenage girl or something? Hitting on me like that…”
“No, you’re more beautiful than any teenage girl I’ve ever seen.”
Shuddering at the shameless pick up line, Yoochun hurriedly grabbed his backpack and shoved his feet into his shoes.
Man, I better get out of here before I hurl out my entire breakfast… Yoochun thought to himself, putting on his jacket.
Snapping out of their little world, Jaejoong said, “Oh, Chunnie-ah, don’t forget your lunch!”
“Oh.” Yoochun turned around in surprise as Jaejoong handed him two bentos.
Due to Yunho’s bad cooking, Yoochun had always been buying his lunches in the school cafeteria, so this was quite a surprising change for him, to be able to actually eat something nutritious and made by an angel too.
“Um, thanks… but I don’t really eat that much…” Yoochun said in embarrassment.
“Oh!” Jaejoong chuckled as realization hit him. “Actually, one of those boxes is for Junsu.”
“J-Junsu?”
That’s right… I didn’t see him come out for breakfast this morning…
Nodding, Jaejoong said, “He left the house early for soccer practice… and I was just making his lunch at that time… so would you so kindly help me give him his lunch?”
“Of course, he will! Our Chunnie is the sweetest guy ever! And after yesterday, they seem to have gotten quite close, isn’t that right, Chunnie-ah?” Yunho said with a proud look on his face, as if he were talking about his son who had just won a grand award for something incredible.
Yoochun gulped, unable to say anything.
Taking that as a yes, Jaejoong smiled beautifully and said, “Thanks Chunnie-ah~”
“Have fun at school!” Yunho said from beside the blond, waving at his younger brother and totally oblivious to the look of absolute horror pasted on his face.
As Yoochun closed the door, a dreadful feeling hit him straight in the gut.
Have fun? I’m going to have anything but ‘fun’… and what the hell am I supposed to do with this bento box??!! I can’t give him his lunch!!! If I do, everyone will know… and they’ll start questioning things… ERGH!! Why me? Why ME?!!
This worry bothered Yoochun on his whole trip to school, Junsu’s menacing voice stuck on repeat in his head, saying that he was going to fry his skinny little ass.
( Chapter 3 )