I thought i saw a person die today in a parking structure, and I haven't been that scared in a really long time. Daniel and I were walking to his car from starbucks, and we saw a homeless woman laying on top of the hood of a car twitching and being all creepy like she was having a stroke or an intense heart attack. so i called 911 for the first ( Read more... )

i cut off my hair. i mean, only to my shoulders. but i havent seen it curly yet. only straight. daniel's girlfriend did it. in the dark. with those shitty scissors you find in a pencil box that also carries old eaten up crayola crayons.and uncapped markers. and then came the kitchen scissors...

PUHHH-LEEZE read "He's Just Not That Into You" By Greg Behrendt and Liz tuccillo as soon as possible...its by the writers of sex and the city...

it will change your effing life and save your soul. the end.

p.s. i am so sleep deprived, delirium is my reality.

so.... sheba platt is a sick bitch. so is jim cartan.
convertable lexus rides through box canyon are realllllllly amazing at night. try it sometime.
summmerrr is finally here. i cant believe it...

memories hit me big time today. anybody ready for a time (  warp?. )

oh, so life is thissss nuts, right???
ok, so if youre coming to santa cruz (mallory cohn *cough* lauren zabel *cough) ya'llll should be ready for this shit

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awww look. its danny nelson on the rightttt.

To say i am in a rut is an understatement...i am in ruttttt. totally blitzed. so unproductive. wrong priorities. wrong choices. all bad. alll bad ( Read more... )

It ain't no use in turnin' on your light, babe ( Read more... )

ether?

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my lip piercing fell out again...2/2. effing lame. such a joke or something equally as rude. im going with three times a charm ( Read more... )