Today's lesson can be summarised in this picture:


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For some reason, Livejournal thinks I have a paid account! How cool! As if I would ever waste a cent on this pathetic service. Anyway, check out this link, its fucking funny.

http://maddox.xmission.com/cam_whore.html

And remember: YOU + WEBCAM - CLOTHES - DIGNITY = $$$

I would like to dedicate this entry to a certain individual that I used to know on a certain BBS here in Sydney, who unfortunately succumbed to the clutches of cancer a couple of weeks ago. If you are worth a grain of salt, you will know who I'm talking about. If you don't know.. then get the fuck off my Live Journal ( Read more... )

I saw this picture and I realised that I must have a copy here on my journal! PS: This is not my arm.

Dear Goths that cut,


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Dear Lxx and Mxxx ( Read more... )

beating the living hell out of you breathing fire words into your face your hair flows back ( Read more... )

That bloke with the charming vocabulary was on the bus again on Friday night. And the plot thickens... He was with a different girl! Haha, what a legend. This girl looked like a mutant, however. She had the most boggly eyes I have ever seen in my life, accompanied by a wasted appearance. If this wasnt bad enough, she had scraggly dry, yet dirty ( Read more... )

I totally forgot about this livejournal. Hmm. Hi fans! But anyway. What to write, what to write? I am not in a persecutory mood tonight. But..

I now am the proud owner of METALLICA TICKETS! Woo fucking hoo!!! I'm quite excited about this. I have moshpit tickets too no less. It cost me a fucking shitload of dosh but it was worth each and every CENT ( Read more... )

Got the sheet from the clinical placement people at uni today, and ofcourse they have allocated me to the most pleasant suburb on god's green earth for my ten week placement. My first preference was working in the city with crims, but no. My friend had to go and steal that fucking placement. So I got my 2nd pref. I will be working in fucking LEBA ( Read more... )

More obsevation of the Number Plate Site occurred yesterday after uni. Sat at the same table again for strategic reflection. Was thinking that at times like this, I wish i was in the armed forces. Whilst reflection was going on, I moved away from the table to the outside and looked back in, thinking. Noticed an extremely fat cunt walking over to ( Read more... )