Comments | cuffyoutwice: 13th arrest | voice | i'm breaking down and you're breathing slowly

cuffyoutwice

13th arrest | voice | i'm breaking down and you're breathing slowly

Apr 18, 2010 21:29

this cannot be worse, need to go shoot something now, please don't ask questions, 481: hit and run, mild undermining of authority what?, trying to make sense again, at least the sex was good (really good), gonna hurt castle, no official business here, our lives are a soap opera, have pity or eat my gun, going crazy, iron woman (false), oh god what is she thinking?, uphill battle time, it's fine (it's not), mild sauce curse time, off duty

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favoritetraitor April 19 2010, 03:57:14 UTC

Um... what's sex?

cuffyoutwice April 19 2010, 04:09:36 UTC

I-- how old are you?

favoritetraitor April 19 2010, 04:40:45 UTC

[He holds up three fingers into the air.]

I'm THIS many!

cuffyoutwice April 19 2010, 04:45:40 UTC

Whoa, that's pretty impressive. Is one of your parents here? It's probably not really safe for you to be wandering around the City by yourself.

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voice; bonescientist April 19 2010, 09:47:19 UTC

...You had sex with your partner?

voice; cuffyoutwice April 19 2010, 14:13:41 UTC

More than once.

voice; bonescientist April 19 2010, 14:17:58 UTC

That's... slightly beyond the boundaries of strict professionalism.

[A beat.]

Well, how was it?

voice; cuffyoutwice April 19 2010, 14:25:16 UTC

More than slightly, actually. Way more.

[She doesn't even have to think about it.]

Best in awhile. So good.

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voice; cuffyoutwice April 19 2010, 14:14:55 UTC

...It was just the stupid freakin' curse, I swear.

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voice; cuffyoutwice April 19 2010, 14:26:23 UTC

I kind of feel like that's going to be the source of the problem for awhile. If it hadn't been kind of worth it, I'd crawl into a hole and never come out. I can do paperwork from a hole.

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justcautious April 19 2010, 14:08:42 UTC

...ma'am?

cuffyoutwice April 19 2010, 14:16:14 UTC

[this is the sound a facepalm makes] Yeah?

Was tempted not to answer. You were at 69 comments justcautious April 19 2010, 14:39:22 UTC

Could say congratulations but...s'pose that'd be out of order. Sorry about the curse, ma'am. I can pretend I didn't hear anything, if y'like?

Jus' thought I should mention that Ray's 'ome with flu an' also I dealt with some bloke cursed t'be a bit of a paedo. 'e were chattin' up the little boy you're talkin' to right now, actually, so if you could try tellin' 'im about not talking t'strangers he'd probably listen more t'you than 'e did me, what with you bein' a bird. Sorry ma'am. That's all.

but then i'd miss out on epic chris-isms! cuffyoutwice April 19 2010, 15:29:50 UTC

Yeah, a little. Uh, well, seeing as everyone else is able to hear-- do whatever makes you comfortable, Chris.

The flu? All right, okay. Well-- what'd you say to the kid?

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[video] makesfolktalky April 19 2010, 17:33:47 UTC

[Ray's been avoiding the network in general, especially police members, but this is too good to miss. Even if it does blow his flu cover. And he can't quite manage to press anything but video with his clumsy paws.

So have a filthy chuckle, Beckett, along with an empty screen. He's avoiding appearing on the camera still.]

Nice one, Ma'am. There any of this CCTV stuff of it?

[video] cuffyoutwice April 19 2010, 17:52:40 UTC

[Oh good, just the person to make this impossibly more awkward! Beckett practically chokes on her own tongue when she gets the notification.]

No, but I have a really good memory. And it'll probably end up in Castle's book. Except that one part...

[video] makesfolktalky April 19 2010, 18:00:23 UTC

Oh, aye. That the bit where you get all your paperwork stuck to your arse an' 'ave t'do it all again?

[video] cuffyoutwice April 19 2010, 18:05:07 UTC

It was a stapler, thanks, and no. The one that makes those yoga classes worth the bill, actually. Also worth it to see Castle's reaction. [Headdesk. So hard.]

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