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A Baker's Dozen of Crow's Shit List: Filet 12--Get One Free

Sep 12, 2004 12:59

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Glad They Haven't Gotten You otis_otis September 12 2004, 21:37:44 UTC

I'm relieved the workplace stuff hasn't sucked the soul out of you. The chicken data and hot-or-not posts had me a little worried. Your writing is so outstandingly entertaining here that I had to read it twice before I realized that the subject matter very closely resembles something my mother-in-law would rant. Puerto ricans? Michael Moore? Lazy municipal employees? The LIRR ( ... )

P.S. otis_otis September 12 2004, 21:42:38 UTC

Probably unlike most card-carrying liberals, I too am revolted by Michael Moore, whose sole interest appears to be profit and self-promotion and whose donut budget alone dwarfs the cost of the whole fucking war.

Harpies and Donuts and Moms--Oh My! cuervolinda September 13 2004, 05:38:07 UTC

Quite the contrary. The arrival of TardFest '04 in the workplace has had the opposite effect on my hateful rants, however, in my infinite paranoia, I have gingerly avoided this topic for the most part for obvious fiscal reasons. As soon as the fallout has settled around me, however, I may be forced to compile an entirely new list describing some of the key players who have not been named as of yet. Go in there today with the knowledge that your crusade is not merely personal, ...cont.

Harpies and Donuts and Moms--Oh My! cuervolinda September 13 2004, 05:46:29 UTC

...But represents all that is just and worth defending in this small soap opera that has emerged. It was this realization that your Mr. W was unfairly being targeted as an incompetent oaf that drove me to betray the confidence of the targeter in the first place. I normally do not divulge such information, not so much to protect the source as to cover my own lily-white ass, but this situation has turned into such an unwarranted witchhunt, I was left with little choice in the matter. Godspeed, Agent Otis.

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An "Ah Ha" Moment kukla_red September 15 2004, 14:44:47 UTC

I'm so glad to see someone skewer Michael Moore. I couldn't quite identify what was pissing me off so much about him but you've hit it. I have no desire to see his self-congratulatory movie - even though I hate Bush like a good Liberal Democrat should. It's so hard to be a good Commie these days.

Commie Problems cuervolinda September 15 2004, 18:12:39 UTC

It's even harder to build your own army now that the price of real estate has gone completely insane. Where, I'd like to know, am I supposed to build my compound at?

The Unholy Army of The Night otis_otis September 15 2004, 21:12:22 UTC

I recommend breeding a virtual army - a collection of like-minded and heavily armed fellow-travelers who are prepared to materialize in distant locales unheralded and commit selective precisely targeted acts of terrible violence against the criminals who have committed their atrocities against our culture.

Or, if you've got more time, start crankin out babies and make Uncle Sucker pay for it all.