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cuervolinda

But the Best Thing There, Was That Wonderful Dog Chair

Mar 05, 2006 14:09

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psychiatry, old, depression, self-pity, 40, birthday

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happy 40th, crow! bitchgoddessinc March 5 2006, 13:07:01 UTC

I am honored to be dining with you this evening on such a momentous occasion, feeding you all the girly drinks & fondue you deserve! Amongst other toasts and ways to remind you how much you are deeply loved, I am looking forward to rehashing that clam dig story...love

Best Way to be Old cuervolinda March 7 2006, 17:28:57 UTC

See how smart I am? I went out with YOU on my birthday, the only woman I know who's 40+ but doesn't look a day over 30. It's good to see someone can still work it. I want to be you when you grow up. And the boobie waitress was pretty cool as well. She should have been hanging with us, as another middle-aged vixen.

Go Team Pisces! No wonder we are so fucked up! moonmamajoy March 5 2006, 16:07:29 UTC

Hi Dear, sorry you are so bummin'. I am sending you Birthday love and support. It's my Bday on Monday!

Not Fucked Up, "Eccentric" cuervolinda March 7 2006, 17:32:11 UTC

I always adore the other Piseans in the room. They have the best stories and the sweetest hugs! Happy belated birthday to you, darling woman. Thank you for sharing mine.

la_cochina March 5 2006, 20:05:23 UTC

Happy birthday! No birthday spent with both fake hair and fake eyelashes can be that bad, can it?

I was never really sure if hair could turn white in a short period of time like the girl in Nightmare On Elm Street's hair did in the first movie, but thanks to you, now I know. You could keep it black and let the sides remain white and do a Cruella de Vil thing.

the_new_zer0 March 6 2006, 21:02:48 UTC

the coat that would be fashioned from the animals in this house would look like something a hundred puppies sewn together would shit out of their ASS.

Turdskin Coat cuervolinda March 7 2006, 17:40:02 UTC

But at least it would stink like Brighton Beach at low tide.

Even Worse cuervolinda March 7 2006, 17:38:13 UTC

Yep. Everything you see in the movies is all true. The white I can handle, but to compound my problem I have post-partum hair loss. I thought I had fucked up my hair by bleaching the roots for Manic Panic, because it's really thin in spots. Then I read that's a common occurance after childbirth. Great. At least it's not permanent. I so have to make myself a better weave though. The one I have now is too sedate.

I love you... folksinger666 March 6 2006, 08:06:23 UTC

don't wear your own birthday cake feces

We are coming to NY in April. I think the weekend of the 7th, (or the 14th, I forget) that friday we are playing some place called the Sidewalk Cafe. I hope you are still unemployed then so's we can hang out and compare mullets.

Combing Out My Birthday Dreadlock cuervolinda March 7 2006, 17:43:50 UTC

I'm so there. It will be announced here well in advance, and shouted from rooftops of New York. Sidewalk Cafe is very cool, in the Village, with good cheap chow and a loyal crowd. Bring lots of CDs to sell. You'll need them.

"Arsenio dissed us... but the crowd kept clappin'!" clugatlas March 6 2006, 15:43:04 UTC

Heppy Boithday ( ... )

Grassy Ass cuervolinda March 7 2006, 17:47:22 UTC

It figures about Stedman. I turned down a marriage proposal from Oprah too. Thanks for posting that. It sounds like I might make it to 41.