Premiere Promos (SPOILERS) Rant

Sep 15, 2010 21:39


I'll put this behind a cut, but JESUS H. CHRIST ON RYE BREAD WITH SARDINES!

Ranty McRant )

boner, spoilers!, rant, huddy

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jomadge September 16 2010, 03:13:46 UTC
LOL! I hear ya. I guess I can believe that he's experiencing a natural high. Endorphin city with all that sex. But if the pain relief lasts longer than the first couple of episodes? Make room in that postal van for me, plz! (Also walk with a cane, btw).

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cuddyclothes September 16 2010, 03:52:28 UTC
Our names are legion. Cane users, that is. My arm is hurting as I type this. Most of the time it's minor, but with what I've been doing, it really hurts. The only cure for it is surgery, which is too dangerous and might leave my arm paralyzed.

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babyjay17 September 16 2010, 03:38:06 UTC
Wow, so if Cuddy does me with a strap-on my chronic low back and hip pain from early onset osteo-arthritis will magically disappear!? Sign me up!!!

Seriously, I'm almost looking forward to House's eventual return to Mayfield for clinical depression and resultant heroin addiction because he was foolish enough to believe Cuddy's magic puss would kiss him and make him all better. At least that would make sense.

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cuddyclothes September 16 2010, 03:54:14 UTC
I've heard of vagina dentata (vagina with teeth--an ur-myth); but vagina cure-all? I wish mine could do that! Then every time I masturbated another angel would get its wings.

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jomadge September 16 2010, 04:12:18 UTC
It does, but the poor thing goes immediately blind.

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coconut_ice22 September 16 2010, 04:26:14 UTC
Before or after the hairy palms develop?

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pgrabia September 16 2010, 06:59:58 UTC
Okay, now..I refuse to watch anymore spoliers because the last one I saw literally made me cry for an hour (yeah, I know, get a life--but when your meds don't work anymore and your depression is raging everything makes you cry). Are you telling me that House has no more LEG pain at all because he's doing the mattress mambo with the wicked witch of the east? Are they seriously trying to pull that off in the season premiere? Or are you guys fucking with my mind?

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cuddyclothes September 16 2010, 16:21:07 UTC
Why do I want to say we're fucking with your mind? Because I am an evil bitch. Don't know what the leg pain situation is or will be.

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bitsofchat September 17 2010, 10:19:26 UTC
Hey there.

Have you seen the latest scar kissing by Ms. "super lips?" (I was going to say something about the size of Hugh's butt in this scene vs "Fortysomething", but I won't...well think butt double stand in...maybe Nurse Jeffrey dude, he looks like he has flat butt. LOL.

I am so glad you started this discussion, my heart is just sad that the show is acting like Greg House's leg has been healed by the kisses of Ms. "super lips." Oh, well, the fangirls will believe and swoon, but I won't..I feel yuck..

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I was going to pick another icon but there are no other appropriate ones for this. misdreya September 17 2010, 15:23:01 UTC
WAITAMUNUT.

"Scar kissing"?

She KISSES his SCAR?

*throws up in mouth a little*

That's just cheesy and stupid no matter who's doing it. It could be Wilson doing it and I'd be like, "Aw c'mon now. Cut that out. Stop that."

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misdreya September 16 2010, 19:39:47 UTC
I can't remember who made this, but I feel it's relevant to the new season and everyone's general feelings about it:


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bitsofchat September 17 2010, 10:07:43 UTC
This video is wild!

Seriously, I am glad some other House fans like myself are having a hard time with this healthy sexual depiction of Greg House. My brain feels like the show is trying to insert a mental block (Huddy sex video) to make me forget the last six seasons. House and his leg pain is awful for him and can't be cured by Ms "super lips."

Don't the producers know we fans know that House couldn't have been House all there six seasons if he had a steady Stacy, Cameron, Honey, Lydia or Cuddy? My heart goes out to you all here who are in physical pain..a doctor show should be more sensitive.

(I love this video)

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misdreya September 17 2010, 15:23:49 UTC
Yeah, I laughed my ass off for like, two days when I first found it. ^_^

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cuddyclothes September 17 2010, 16:55:09 UTC
It's good to see you again! But you have to realize how MOMENTOUS this premiere is! House has been holding back for more than twelve years (since he and Stacy broke up) BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR CUDDY!

Don't you know all of those other women were merely substitutes for Cuddy in his mind? That's why he cried when he screwed Lydia--he thought she was Cuddy! That's why he was in the madhouse! He kissed Cameron because he thought she was Cuddy in the dark lighting! He loved Mira Sorvino in "Frozen" because she was like a blonde Cuddy!

Boy, some people just do not get it, ya know??

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alice_1005 September 17 2010, 23:07:03 UTC
ETA: Just had a lovely DM from Doris Egan, saying I shouldn't hold back from ranting about Huddy. She is incredibly nice.

She is, but--huh? She tweeted you or something? Sorry, IDK the terminology.

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cuddyclothes September 17 2010, 23:11:13 UTC
Doris follows my alter-ego on Twitter. She wrote here on her LJ journal (tightrope girl) how much it upsets her when she labors over a script and then people write hurtful things. A tweet is public; a Direct Message (DM) is private. I try not to DM more than once in a very great while. She, Nurse Jeffrey and Lawrence Kaplow follow me, although Kaplow never tweets any more.

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alice_1005 September 17 2010, 23:13:11 UTC
Oh, I get it! Thanks. Yeah, she's very sweet. I was so pissed at some H/C fans saying "fuck you DE" after the sex turned out to be a hallucination.

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cuddyclothes September 18 2010, 01:40:21 UTC
Experimenting with this icon by somebody else...not sure if it reads.

Anyway, I remember being really annoyed that he detoxed from Vicodin in one night and it was all cheesy and...

It turned out to be a hallucination.

With this show, you have to take it more than one episode at a time, since there are often layers within layers.

I have to admit, I feel like I'm walking around with a permanent case of cognitive dissonance.

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