Special for riontel and a_lazy_legend :)

Давеча в бодеге на углу. Я стою спиной, актеров не вижу. Но слышу.

Очень молодой человек 1: ...получил приглашение на работу в Лос Анджелесе...
Очень молодой человек 2: А что за работа?
МЧ #1: Ну, в дата центре, у них там сервера...
МЧ #2: Ну и как?
МЧ #1: Да я не знаю, неохота мне туда ехать...да и работа сисадмином...
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This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.
                                                        -- Jeanine Garofalo as Heather Mooney

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Phil, while monitoring order flow: -- Whoa! Man, look at that basket of one share...Bunch of pikers!

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Irish twins -- kids born within one year of each other
Irish minute -- a long time
Irish exit -- leaving quietly (aka English exit, go figure)
Irish flu -- a hangover
Getting one's Irish up -- getting angry

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Phil: There will be beatings at my house tonight, I tell you that...
DM: Why is that?
Phil: Well, somebody knocked on the door. My wife was inside someplace, and before she could answer my youngest yelled "What do yo want, you old hag?!"

Whilst browsing on my new Google Nexus 7...

Search string was "statistical calculator"...


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