Based on the contents of my spam filter, I need Chinese brides, Russian brides, whores in general, to increase my penis size, staying power and other penis-related properties.

Additionally, I need to get on a diet, get a lawyer, get a new car, get a new credit card, and finally, after all that bride-penis-whoring, some life insurance.

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И ведь да -- не захочешь :))


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riontel, a_lazy_legend, у вас тоже так на работе? :)


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Придавленный бухгалтером крокодил Федя прервал гастроли в Мурманске

As I am working on my final paper for the business research class, the involvement of the Big 5 personality test batteries made me come up with a scientific term for "slut" -- "vaginal extrovert".