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Feb 17, 2015 23:29

Based on the contents of my spam filter, I need Chinese brides, Russian brides, whores in general, to increase my penis size, staying power and other penis-related properties.

Additionally, I need to get on a diet, get a lawyer, get a new car, get a new credit card, and finally, after all that bride-penis-whoring, some life insurance.

jokes, personal

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