friends are worthless and they gorw old.
some people must have a boring ass life.

nothing says fun like wild turkey 101 (proof)

bitch

Sometimes I wish that my computer had a "hurry the fuck up, you stupid piece of shit" command.

I think I know what I am going to use my tax return for

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I have made it a habit to drink on saturday and then clean my room, the only prroblem is I can't remember where anything is.

I received a letter from the Selective Service System last week, I didn't open it until the other day. The letter stated that since I have not registered for selective service and I was supposed to over a year ago, I have ten days to register or they will send my name to the department of justice (DOJ) to have me prosecuted for refusing to register ( Read more... )

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I am addicted to ebay, I bought all of my bowling shit there, look.
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I went to a casting call about a year ago, for an upcoming movie called The Far Side of the World. I was accepted but I turned them down. Tonight I got a call from fox studios, I guess they kept my picture and information, anyway they want me to be in a television series based on Tremors movies.

I bought the Dr. Dre Chronic 2001 tape for a dollar yesterday.

you just cant believe anything these days.

I dont understand why some people are even alive, oh well.