Comments | crusthatecean: ♋ PCG 17

crusthatecean

♋ PCG 17

Oct 28, 2011 00:21

[Phone]Okay, humans, I've kept quiet up until this point. I've let you have your stupid fun even though your jelly monsters and growth spores look like something a wiggler scrawled on a cave wall using its own shit. I have even managed not to comment on the 'spaceships' even though they are just so stupid, like, what is wrong with you, I think it's ( Read more... )

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[Action] guitarslaying October 28 2011, 04:29:56 UTC

[While you're being menaced by them, one in particular might stand out. Unlike the weird, jerky odd movements the others do, this one actually seems coordinated. And intentionally tailing you. And then it talks.]

Halt, scum-sucking non-crab!

[Welp. Looks like someone decided to get inside one of the crabs when they found the zipper and screw around.]

crusthatecean October 28 2011, 04:35:55 UTC

Oh my god.

Are you actually wearing one of those sickening things?

guitarslaying October 28 2011, 04:43:30 UTC

I do not appreciate the criticism of my shell, non-crab.

Return to your home unit or be subjugated.

crusthatecean October 28 2011, 04:52:46 UTC

Are you trying to make fun of me?

I don't even know you.

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Phone a1a100 October 28 2011, 04:44:38 UTC

At leatht they're eathy to get rid of.

crusthatecean October 28 2011, 04:53:26 UTC

Yes, that makes me feel great about being surrounded by those retarded pieces of misery.

a1a100 October 28 2011, 04:56:38 UTC

Jutht ignore them or thomething if they're bothering you tho much.

crusthatecean October 28 2011, 04:57:27 UTC

That's what I'm doing!

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action; decadenzas October 28 2011, 07:10:42 UTC

[WELP there goes one crab monster, whizzing past Karkat like it was just punted by a very irritated bat demon.

which it was...] My God, why don't we ever get a decent break?

crusthatecean October 28 2011, 13:44:50 UTC

[Just rolling his eyes]

They barely do anything but follow you around and snap their claws at you. I can't bring myself to fucking care.

decadenzas October 28 2011, 21:39:21 UTC

Do you not value your peace and quiet? [his nose wrinkles.] Though I suppose it's a nice break from dying.

crusthatecean October 29 2011, 02:38:29 UTC

I do, but everyone seems determined to deprive me of it, and I've given up.

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Phone heardeadpe0ple October 28 2011, 10:05:57 UTC

They're not very formidable. You can pretty much get rid of them by smacking them around with sticks.

If this is some intense human survival test, it's a very easy one.

It is far less interesting as coming upon the Seer when she was very, very tall!

crusthatecean October 28 2011, 13:45:20 UTC

Don't remind me about yesterday.

I know it's stupid and that's half the problem!

heardeadpe0ple October 28 2011, 21:15:30 UTC

I thought yesterday was fun.

If things go like how they have been the last few days, it'll only last for the rest of the day. So you do not have to be offended by the human travesties for too long.

crusthatecean October 29 2011, 02:40:58 UTC

Yeah, I guess. I can't wait to see what new bullshit we'll have to deal with tomorrow.

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[ phone ] fatedmagica October 28 2011, 13:29:39 UTC

Huh? Um... w-well, I think... I don't think this is something many people are um.. proud of either... s-sorry, I guess it is pretty offensive, isn't it...? I'll see what I-I can um do... [ Hint: That's a whole lot of nothing. ]

[ phone ] crusthatecean October 28 2011, 13:45:41 UTC

What are you going to do?

[ phone ] fatedmagica October 28 2011, 15:56:11 UTC

I um... d-don't really know... but I've got to do something...?

crusthatecean October 29 2011, 02:56:58 UTC

I don't think it all needs to fall to you.

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