alice's body is going on strike.  more of a mutiny, actually.

it hurts my back when i breath.  it hurts my knee when I walk.  And it hurts my ribs when I eat.

Alice is most grumpy.

Final Exam schedule is out.  Monday afternoon, tuesday morning, tuesday afternoon, wednesday morning.

question is:  why am i taking four classes that have finals????  i'm a dummy  :(

To those who man the Cambridge snow plows, this is your mission ( Read more... )

front page cnn.com, a man finds his neighbor's mailbox offensive

check it out.  this is real news, folks

I heart Ruth and her old clothes (my new clothes)!!!!

i don't heart being told to do something for my lazy postdoc at 4:30, right before I have to go to practice, and then being an hour late to practice >:(

but i heart everret, the doggy that has decided to share my half-cubicle

in an hour i have the craziest most hardcore workout of my life.

hot damn

Alice Wins!!!!

tummy:  Hey!  I'm empty!
head:  What would you say to a bagel w/ lox and cream cheese?
tummy:  oooh i haven't had that in forever
legs:  lets go

... 10 steps later ...

eyes:  i see free bertucci's on the table
tummy:  Pizza and Rolls!
head:  Free!

and now i am full

matlab is a whiny bitch

Alison- "I have an uncle who is 400 pounds"
Me- "Gross"
Alison- "I overheard my aunt complaining to my mother that she's spent the last 10 years on top and that she has trouble finding it"

my new goal in life is to marry someone who wont turn fat.

wikipedia/australia.... SO COOL ( Read more... )